"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "This is my guest and I'm your employer." Thelma: "Some guest and some employer. The SIMP and the BLIMP." "The Safety...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "This is my guest and I'm your employer." Thelma: "Some guest and some employer. The SIMP and the BLIMP." "The Safety...
"Principle of The Thing": Ed: "Don't you think that I should be climbing on that ladder?" Ralph: "So, you are saying that I'm too fat to climb this ladder. Why...
"A Dog's Life": (Ralph is thinking about letting his boss, J.J. Marshall sample some of the food.) Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious...
"Cottage For Sale Part 2": Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL." Alice...
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden": Nick: "How about $400 a week." (Ralph coughs.) Nick: "$500." (Ralph coughs more.) Nick: "$600." Ralph: "Norton, give me some...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "Mr. Marshall, can I have a raise?" Mr. Marshall: "No." Ralph: "But, it's 11:30p." Mr. Marshall: "I don't care if it's 2:07." ...
Episode #114 (Syndicated episode #23) TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "The Babysitter." DVD: Attached to episodes #17 - #24 of the classic 39. A few years ago,...
"Mama Loves Mambo": (Ralph gives his poor excuse of a breakfast to Alice and Trixie.) Trixie: "Ed, I don't want to taste this yet. You taste it." Ed (looking...
"Norton Moves In" (Color version): Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen." Ralph: "Just a moment. Whenever you mother or your Aunt Ethel...
"Please Leave The Premises": Mr. Johnson: "I couldn't just ask the rent commission for me to raise the rent. I had to prove hardship." Ralph: "What did you use...
(The Kramdens & Nortons have arrived at Alice's Mother's house. Ralph looks like he is upset.) Alice's Mother: "Happy Thanksgiving Alice! This is one dinner...
Note: Since Thanksgiving is coming up, I decided to repost these reviews. Episode #161 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: Attached to "You're In The Picture", "Petticoat...
"Expectant Dad" & "The Adoption": Ralph: "I was named after my dad. They just called us 'Big' Ralph and 'Little' Ralph." Ed: "Who was your dad, 'Little'...
The Deciding Vote": Ralph: "You are the type that would bend way over and pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't." Alice: "You couldn't." "Little...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am." Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are." "The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "I would like my coffee with one lump." (Ed rings the bell.) Thelma: "You keep ringing that bell and you will get one...
(American Life TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. All color episodes...
"Please Leave The Premises": Ralph: "Is that you Mr. Johnson?" Mr. Johnson (from outside, yells): "YES IT IS MR. KRAMDEN AND I HAVE THE SHERRIFF WITH ME. OPEN...
"Jellybeans": Ralph: "Can I use your phone?" Ed: "No, Trixie is dressing." Ralph: "But the phone is in the kitchen." Ed: "That is where she is dressing. There...
"Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "All right Alice, don't give me the money and if you don't, I am walking out that door! And once I walk out that door it is...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "I am not going to die." Ed: "You mean never?" "Something's Fishy": Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?" Alice: "15...
"TV or Not TV": (Ralph is trying to tell Alice that he has more money in is wallet than Ed.) Ralph: "I have it here." (Ralph points to his hip pocket.) Alice:...
Episode Reviews: "Ralph Kramden Inc." & "Young At Heart": Episode #110 (Syndicated episode #19) TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Young Man With A Horn." DVD:...
"Mama Loves Mambo": Alice: "You have seemed to have forgotten that I am a woman." Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'." ...
All C39 from "Please Leave The Premises": #1: Mr. Johnson: "The rent commission gave me permission to raise the rent. My reasons are right there in that note."...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Why should I cut down on my bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight." ...
"The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you walk down a street, there ain't no other side." "The...
"Catch A Star": Alice: "Ralph, if you think that you are going to get Jackie Gleason to come to this dance of yours, you are out of your mind." Ralph: "There...
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