(The Kramdens & Nortons are on the beach in Coney Island, New York.) Trixie: "Alice, where did our boys go?" Alice: "They said that they are bringing a big...
(American Life TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. All color episodes...
Episode #71 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "What's Her Name?" DVD: Attached to "Santa and the Bookies & "Peacemaker." This episode opens up with Trixie coming...
"The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to...
"Champagne & Caviar": (Ralph wants Ed to not be at the Kramden apartment because he is afraid he is going to embarrass Ralph when Ralph's boss gets there.) Ed:...
"Dinner Guest": Alice: "Why don't you jump out the window?" Ralph: "That is what you said yesterday." Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it." "A Weighty Problem...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young." Ralph: "You want to do things that young people do?...
"The Sleepwalker": Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep." (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound...
"TV or Not TV": (Ralph is trying to tell Alice that he has more money in is wallet than Ed.) Ralph: "I have it here." (Ralph points to his hip pocket.) Alice:...
"Alice & The Blonde": Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know,...
Episode #73 TV: The 1954 version of this episode has not been seen in syndication. VHS & DVD: Not available. This version is still lost. I haven't seen it, but...
"Dinner Guest": (Freddie Muller, Ralph's boss, is visiting along with his wife.) Ralph (to Alice): "Why did you have to tell that joke? I must have a million...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "I am not going to die." Ed: "You mean never?" "Something's Fishy": Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?" Alice: "15...
"The Prowler": Ralph: "A prowler? Quick, hide your wristwatch." Alice: "It's at the jeweler's being repaired." Ralph: "Every time we need that wristwatch, it's...
"Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "How can you be so icky?" Ralph: "Icky?" Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood." "Young At Heart": Ralph: "What...
"Please Leave The Premises": (Ralph & Alice are fighting the rent increase by doing without heat, gas, water & electricity. Alice wants to leave.) Ralph: "I'm...
"Hero Part 2": Alice: "I would like to get my sleep. I don't want to hear a peep out of that horn." (Alice goes into the bedroom.) Ralph (to Ed): "Get a load...
Episode Reviews: "A Promotion" & "The Hypnotist": Episode #75 TV: In two-parts. VCR: Attached to "Hot Tip." DVD: Attached to "Two Men on a Horse", "The...
(American Life TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. All color episodes...
"Expectant Dad" & "The Adoption": Ralph: "I was named after my dad. They just called us 'Big' Ralph and 'Little' Ralph." Ed: "Who was your dad, 'Little'...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": (Ralph picks up a burnt jacket.) Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?" Ed: "No, that is my idea of a burn." "Opportunity...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full,...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "The Loudspeaker": ...
"TV or Not TV": (Ralph is trying to tell Alice that he has more money in is wallet than Ed.) Ralph: "I have it here." (Ralph points to his hip pocket.) Alice:...
"The Babysitter": Ralph: "My mother had been yelling out the window for 80 years." Alice: "Yeah and when she lost her voice, more people listened to her than...
(WGCU Create Channel [WGCU is the Southwest Florida affiliate of PBS]): (Pioneers of TV): Mon. July 27 8p, Tue. July 28 2a, Wed. July 29 7p & Thu. July 30 2009...
Episode #77 (Syndicated Episode #: 62/63) TV: In two parts. VCR: Attached to "Manager of The Baseball Team." (1953 version.) DVD: Attached to "Vacation at...
"A Weighty Problem Part 1": Fred: "You will have to eat as much to help you stay alive Ralph." Ed: "Even that will be too much." "In Twenty-Five Words Or...
"Sleepy Time Gal": (Alice is in the phone booth. They boys don't know it.) Ralph: "I'm the one in the family with it up here." (Ralph points to his head.) Ed:...
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