Episode #53 TV: Not in syndication. VHS & DVD: Hasn't been released yet but MPI is "planning" on maybe releasing this episode in the future. Since I have seen...
"A Matter of Life & Death": (Alice laughs at Ralph's "Death letter.") Alice: "This is a riot." Ralph: "This is a riot. We will see how much of a riot it is...
"Flushing Ho": (Ed looks at the toaster.) Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil." Alice: "What does that mean?" Ed:...
"Letter To The Boss": Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably won't evcn know what I look like." Ed: "That's okay. Tomorrow, you go...
"Jellybeans": Ralph: "Can I use your phone?" Ed: "No, Trixie is dressing." Ralph: "But the phone is in the kitchen." Ed: "That is where she is dressing. There...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": (Ralph picks up the burnt jacket.) Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?" Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn." "A Woman's...
"Please Leave The Premises": Mr. Johnson: "I couldn't just ask the rent commission for me to raise the rent. I had to prove hardship." Ralph: "What did you use...
(WNJN) (Montclair, NJ PBS affiliate): Sun. May 10, 2009 9p-11p "Make 'Em Laugh: The Funny Business of America": Billy Crystal hosts a history of American...
In honor of Mother's Day, I thought I would post this review. Episode #101 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Alice & The Blonde." DVD: Attached to episodes...
(Alice's parents are at home making dinner.) Alice's Dad: "When is Alice and Ralph coming?" Alice's Mom: "Alice, and that BUM of a husband should be coming any...
Episode #55 (Unfinished episode) TV: In two-parts VCR: Attached to "Lunchbox." DVD: Attached to "The Prowler" & "Box Top Kid." Why is this episode unfinished?...
"A Dog's Life": Alice: "Do you realize that you Raccoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?" Ralph: "It turns out that we have more emergencies than...
"Something Fishy": Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!" Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!" Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon." "Move Uptown": ...
"Hello Mom": Alice: "I want you to read this letter Ralph. It was made by a man a long time ago." Ralph (reading the letter): "'Dear Mom, I'd just thought I'd...
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden": Nick: "How about $400 a week." (Ralph coughs.) Nick: "$500." (Ralph coughs more.) Nick: "$600." Ralph: "Norton, give me some...
(AmericanLife TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": Ralph: "Why did he say to me: 'Hey Fatso, get out of the way.'?" Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits." "The Bensonhurst...
"Songwriters": Ralph: "If you write music, you can write any kind of music." Ed: "Oh yeah? Name me one rhumba that Beethoven wrote." "Songwriters": Ralph: "I...
Episode #57 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Vacation At Fred's Landing" ('53 version or '54 version.) DVD: Attached to "A Weighty Problem", "Lunch Box" and...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight." Alice: "You...
"Be It Ever So Humble": Ralph: "When you own a house, you can go outisde, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'" Alice: "I can go out the door right...
"Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ed: "Hey, what kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?" Ralph: "Yes, it is the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you....
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": Ralph: "I am not asking you for the money. The General is telling you to give it to me." (Alice puts a pot on Ralph's head like as...
(NBC) One hour long. Tue. May 26, 2009 (CC) 8p. Jackie Gleason will be featured and I am willing to be that the catchphrase that will be heard will be "And...
"Hello Mom": Ralph: "Cream-chipped beef again?" Alice: "Yeah, but I fixed it a new way, Ralph. I got the recipe out of a movie magazine. Its Ricardo Cortez's...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Alice: "You mean that you are going to call your boss at 11:30 Friday night?" Ralph: "Yes." Alice: "Ralph, that's crazy. He might be...
Episode #59 TV: Attached to "Lawsuit." VCR: On some Volume 27s, it is attached to "The People's Choice" (the rest mistakenly have the episode entitled "What's...
(Ralph & Ed are planning a barbecue.) Ralph: "Well, it's time for barbecue season. This will be the first day. Memorial Day." Ed: "Yes, but look at the weather...
"Cottage For Sale Part 2": Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL." Alice...
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