"Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "Mr. Marshall, can I have a raise?" Mr. Marshall: "No." Ralph: "But, it's 11:30p." Mr. Marshall: "I don't care if it's 2:07." ...
(AmericanLife TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as...
"A Promotion Part 1": (It's freezing outside and the Kramden apartment building is like an igloo due to the lack of heat.) Ralph: "Where is the landlord?" Man:...
"Vacation At Fred's Landing" (1954 version): (A "real" bear comes to Ed. Ed thinks that it's Ralph in disguise. Ralph is in back of Ed.) Ralph: "Norton, I am...
Episode #26 TV: This episode has not been seen on TV since it's original airdate. VCR: Attached to "Brother-In-Law." DVD: On Vol. 12, it is attached to...
"Confusion, Italian Style": (Ralph is thinking that Alice is seeing a boy named Harry Vederchi because he heard her on the phone talking to him and he thinks...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight." Alice: "You...
"Without Reservations": Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum." Alice: "What did you say?" Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum." ...
"Finders Keepers": (Ralph & Ed want to get the money so they can buy Bartfled's Candy Store. Alice & Trixie won't give them the money.) Ed: "Our money is in a...
Hey Gannooch, Great quotes!! hamina In a message dated 2/7/2009 4:45:18 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, Gannooch@... writes: "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Why...
"Man In The Blue Suit": Ralph: "I want you to know Alice that it was pretty lonely here without you." Trixie: "Oh Ed, why don't you talk to me like that?" Ed:...
In honor of Valentine's Day, I thought I would post these reviews: Episode #206 TV: This episode has not been shown since its original airdate. DVD: MPI MIGHT...
(Ralph Kramden comes home with a box full of chocolates and some balloons. He is looking out to see if Alice is home. She isn't. Ed follows Ralph in but Ralph...
"Petticoat Jungle": Ed: "What is this?" Ralph: "That is a medicine ball." Ed: "You must have to drink a whole lot of water to swallow something like this." ...
Episode Reviews: "Hot Tip" & "Norton Moves In": Episode #29 TV: Attached to "Checkup." VCR: Attached to "A Promotion." DVD: Attached to "Two Men On A Horse",...
(Ralph & Ed are shopping at Walmart to take advantage of the President's Day sales.) Ed: "Look at thos refrigerators Ralph. They are so empty, I think I am...
"New Year's Eve Party Part 1": Ed: "Will you stop looking at the dark side of things? If you work on New Years Eve, you are bound to get Saint Valentine's Day...
"Jack & Julie" (in England and possibly the entire U.K., this special is called "Jack & Julie Together" since Julie Andrews [who is from England] is more...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad...
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Ralph: "Norton, you play gin rummy your way and I will play gin rummy my way. My way is the scientific way...
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": "Mr. Mosby": "I am going to do for you what I did for my mom when she wanted a cottage." Ed: "You are going to buy one for us?" ...
"Better Living Through TV": (Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.) Trixie: "Do you have to smkoe that cigar?" Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "The Loudspeaker": ...
Episode #31 TV: Attached to "Alice Plays Cupid." VCR: Attached to "The Adoption." DVD: Attached to "A Little Man Who Wasn´t There", "Goodnight Sweet Prince" &...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": (Ralph picks up the burnt jacket.) Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?" Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn." "Ralph's...
"Please Leave The Premises": Mr. Johnson: "I couldn't just ask the rent commission for me to raise the rent. I had to prove hardship." Ralph: "What did you use...
"Cottage For Sale Part 2": Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL." Alice...
"The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you walk down a street, there ain't no other side." "The...
"The Worry Wart": Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning...
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