"On Stage": Ralph: "If this lodge doesn't get any money soon, there won't be a lodge. Do you know what happened yesterday? Yesterday, the ACME Finance Company...
"Vacation At Fred's Landing" (1954 version): (A "real" bear comes to Ed. Ed thinks that it's Ralph in disguise. Ralph is in back of Ed.) Ralph: "Norton, I am...
"A Weighty Problem Part 1": (At the Raccoon lodge, Ed goes in the "Out" door to go to the kitchen. He bumps into Ralph. Ralph & Ed have an argument about which...
"Oh My Aching Back": Ralph (yelling in pain): "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!" (Alice comes out.) Alice: "What was that?" Ralph: "I was just yawning." Alice:...
Episode #7: TV: This special was shown on Disney Channel (yes, THAT Disney Channel) in 1993 and probably in 2000 on TV Land. Paul Reiser introduces us to this...
"On Stage": Ralph (reading the script and walking towards the window): "'Come here, my dear. Look out there Rachael. Say yes and all of that is yours." (Ed...
"Hot Dog Stand" & "Principle of The Thing": Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute necessity?" Ralph: "I sure do. You can't bowl without one." "The...
"A Matter of Life & Death": (Alice laughs at Ralph's "Death letter.") Alice: "This is a riot." Ralph: "This is a riot. We will see how much of a riot it is...
"Flushing Ho": (Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.) Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes...
"TV or Not TV": Ralph: "You once said: 'Ralph, I would be happy to live in a tent with you.'" Alice: "I still am. I think it would be an improvement." "Love...
This is big news. Here's the link for more information: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/blog/2008/12/honeymooners-new-years-bash- nationally.html. So for any of...
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Doctor: "This is an aptitude test Mr. Kramden. You are supposed to take an object and fit it in its respective hole." Ed: "Can...
Hey Gannooch!! Thanks for the heads up on the marathons.. I'm happy it will be shown again this year.. Hope everyone is doing well.. hamina In a message dated...
"Catch A Star": Alice: "Ralph, if you think that you are going to get Jackie Gleason to come to this dance of yours, you are out of your mind." Ralph: "There...
Episode #9 TV: This episode has not been released in syndication. VHS & DVD: This episode has not been released on either of these formats but MPI might be...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full- full,...
"Quiz Show": Alice: "All the way home in the cab you were howling at the top of your lungs." Ralph: "I had to. There was so many boxes of Krinkly Krax cereal ...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "How can you be so icky?" Ralph: "Icky?" Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood." "Young At Heart": Ralph: "What...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "The Loudspeaker": ...
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": Trixie: "I don't know how Ed can become unconscious so fast." Ralph: "He has got a pretty good head start." "Cottage For Sale Part...
"Expectant Father": (Ralph thinks that he is going to be a father. He wants his new boy to be a fighter.) Ed: "Why don't you name the kid Percy?" Ralph:...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "Ed, you didn't get the job of sewer inspector." Ed: "No, I washed out." "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): Ralph: "You...
Episode #11 TV: Hasn't been shown in syndication. VHS: Attached to "Catch A Star." DVD: Attached to "Manager of The Baseball Team" ('53 version), "Teamwork...
(The Kramdens and Nortons are taking a trip to see Norton's family in Miami Beach. Ralph is putting the bags on the street.) Ralph (yells): "ALICE, WILL YOU...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "I am not going to die." Ed: "You mean never?" "Something's Fishy": Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?" Alice: "15...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "I am not going to die." Ed: "You mean never?" "Something's Fishy": Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?" Alice: "15...
(In Miami Beach, the Kramdens and the Nortons visit the Norton's family. They arrive at their hotel room.) Ed's Dad: "Hiya doin' son. Merry Christmas Eve to...
(In Miami Beach, the Kramdens and the Nortons visit the Norton's family. They arrive at their hotel room.) Ed's Dad: "Hiya doin' son. Merry Christmas Eve to...
I think Ralph summed it up best in his Christmas speech to Alice. Her it is for all to enjoy: Ralph: "You know something sweetheart? Christmas is...well it's...
Because the holiday season is upon us, I thought I would repost these episodes. Episode #206 TV: Has not been seen on TV since its original airdate. DVD: MPI...
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