..."Forgot To Register" & "The Deciding Vote": In honor of Election Day, I thought I would post these reviews. Episode #198 TV: Hour-long musical. DVD:...
"Jack & Julie" (in England and possibly the entire U.K., this special is called "Jack & Julie Together" since Julie Andrews [who is from England] is more...
"Head of The House": Ed: "In my household, I am the boss of the household." Interviewer: "Mmm-hmm." Ed: "I think that any man that is afraid of his wife, isn't...
"Funny Money": Ralph: "You know that I got to have the money! You know that all the members down there are my pals, my buddies, my friends - They'll throw me...
"Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take...
All Color quotes from "The People's Choice": #1 (Ralph looks outside the window as Ed blows air into his paper bag and pops it. Ralph thinks that he has been...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": Ralph: "Why did he say: 'Hey, get a load of fatso there.'?" Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits." "Opportunity Knocks,...
Episode #207 TV: This episode has not been shown since its original airdate. DVD: It doesn't look like this episode will ever be released. The few seconds of...
"Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "All right Alice, don't give me the money and if you don't, I am walking out that door! And once I walk out that door it is...
(Ralph & Ed are watching the annual Veterans Day Parade.) Ed: "Hey Ralph, take a look. There's some veterans who just got back from Iraq & Afghanistan." Ralph:...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "This is my guest and I'm your employer." Thelma: "Some guest and some employer. The SIMP and the BLIMP." "The Safety...
"Hair-Raising Tale": Ed: "Here's on bottle. H2O." Ralph: "H2O. Oh, that is pronounced ho." "Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Doctor: "I notice that you...
All C39 from "Please Leave The Premises": #1: Mr. Johnson: "The rent commission gave me permission to raise the rent. My reasons are right there in that note."...
"$99,000 Answer": Ralph:"$600.00 thats peanuts, peanuts, what am I gonna do with peanuts??" Alice: "Eat'em like an other elephant." "Please Leave The...
"Curse of The Kramdens": "Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden, beware! Ha ha ha!" Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-capital...
Episode #1 TV: This episode was seen The Honeymooners Really Lost Debut Episodes. This special was shown in 1993 on Disney Channel (yes, THAT Disney Channel) &...
"The Deciding Vote": (Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it...
I just got this information now, so... (WNJN) (New Jersey PBS affiliate from Montclair, New Jersey): Sun. Nov. 16, 2008 9p #001 (CC): "Sitcoms": Debut:...
"TV or Not TV": (Ralph is trying to tell Alice that he has more money in is wallet than Ed.) Ralph: "I have it here." (Ralph points to his hip pocket.) Alice:...
"Cottage For Sale Part 2": Trixie: "Every mistake that Ed has made, Ralph has talked ihm into." Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?" Trixie:...
"Songwriters": Ralph: "If you write music, you can write any kind of music." Ed: "Oh yeah? Name me one rumba that Beethoven wrote." "Songwriters": Ralph: "I...
"Expectant Father": (Ralph thinks that Alice is pregnant because she went to an obstertrician.) Ralph: "Trixie is taking Alice to an obstertrician." Ed: "Good...
Episode Reviews: "New TV Set" & "Ralph Threatens To Leave": Episode #3 TV: This episode was seen on The Honeymooners Really Lost Debut Episodes. This special...
"Hero Part 1": Tommy: "Did you know Mr. Kramden when he was a football player?" Ed: "No Tommy. I was away at Prep School at the time." "Move Uptown": Ralph:...
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large": (The crooks are in the apartment. Ralph picks up a water pistol.) Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! STICK 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!" (The...
"King of The Castle": Alice: "The Nortons had a fight." Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?" "Battle of The Sexes": (There's a bandage on...
Note: Since Thanksgiving is coming up, I decided to repost these reviews. Episode #161 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: Attached to "You're In The Picture", "Petticoat...