"Hero Part 2": Alice: "I would like to get my sleep. I don't want to hear a peep out of that horn." (Alice goes into the bedroom.) Ralph (to Ed): "Get a load...
Episode Reviews: "Happiness Is A Rich Uncle" & "Hawaii, Oh! Oh!": Episode #196 TV: Hour-long musical. DVD: Attached to "The Honeymoon Is Over, "Hawaii, Oh!...
"Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "You can't put your arm around a memory." Alice: "I can't even put my arm around you." "Better Living Through TV": Ralph:...
"Hello Mom": Ralph: "What are you doing with all of that material? Making a bedspread?" Alice: "No, I'm taking your pants out again." "TV or Not TV": Ralph:...
"The Golfer": (Ralph picks up the cotton ball.) Ralph (yells): "OW! IT HAS PINS IN IT." Ed: "What did you expect. chicken noddles?" "Brother Ralph": Alice:...
"Six Months To Live" (Color version): Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden." Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden." ...
"Cupid Part 1": (Ralph is playing matchmaker with a friend and a blond girl. Alice thinks that he is seeing someone behind her back.) Ed: "Is Ralph home?" ...
"The Worry Wart": Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning...
"The Loudspeaker": (Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.) Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO...
Episode Reviews: "The Sun & Raccoon Capital" & "The Match Game": Episode #198 TV: Hour-long musical. DVD: Attached to "The Honeymoon Is Over", "Happiness Is A...
"Vacation At Fred's Landing": Ed (looking at a map): "Here's New York City, that is where we started from. Then we go through the Lincoln Tunnel. This black...
"$99,000 Answer": Alice: "Trixie was down here and she said that she saw you on the show." Ralph: "She was? Well, what did she say?" Alice: "Well, she said...
"A Promotion Part 2": Ralph: "A derrick couldn't get me out of this chair." Alice: "A good big one might be able to." "A Man's Pride": (Ralph is trying to tell...
"Head of The House": Ralph: "There would be no America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus." Alice: "There would be no Christopher Columbus if it wasn't for...
"Head of The House": Ralph: "There would be no America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus." Alice: "There would be no Christopher Columbus if it wasn't for...
"Alice & The Blonde": Trixie: "On the bus, there was two empty seats. Who takes those two empty seats?" Alice: "Ralph." "Alice & The Blonde": Ralph: "It just...
"The Prowler": Ralph: "A prowler? Quick, hide your wristwatch." Alice: "It's at the jeweler's being repaired." Ralph: "Every time we need that wristwatch, it's...
"Man In The Blue Suit": Ralph: "I want you to know Alice that it was pretty lonely here without you." Trixie: "Oh Ed, why don't you ever talk to me like that?"...
Episode #200 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: Attached to "We're Off To See The Wizard", "The Match Game", "Operation: Protest", "Women's Lib" & "A Talk With Trixie." ...
"Finders Keepers": (Ralph & Ed want to get the money so they can buy Bartfled's Candy Store. Alice & Trixie won't give them the money.) Ed: "Our money is in a...
"A Promotion Part 1": Ralph: "I know how to throw my weight around." Alice: "If you knew how to throw it around, you wouldn't leave it where it is." "A...
"Hero Part 1": Alice: "When was the last time you lifted 400 pounds Ralph?" Ed: "This morning when he got out of bed." "A Man's Pride": (Ralph is trying to...
"Please Leave The Premises": (Ralph & Alice are fighting the rent increase by doing without heat, gas, water & electricity. Alice wants to leave.) Ralph: "I'm...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "How can you be so 'icky'?" Ralph: "Icky?" Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood." "A Man's Pride": Alice: "Why...
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style": (Ralph just walked away into the bedroom after Alice's mother dared him to fight her.) Alice's Mom (yells): "CHICKEN! CHICKEN!...
"Funny Money": (Ralph said to Alice that all the bad things that had happened were nothing.) Alice: "What about quitting your job Ralph or was that nothing?" ...
Episode #203 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: Attached to "Double Trouble", "We're Off To See The Wizard", "The Match Game", "Women's Lib" & "A Talk With Trixie." On my...
"TV or Not TV": Ralph: "You once said: 'Ralph, I would be happy to live in a tent with you.'" Alice: "I am still willing. I think it would be an improvement." ...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young." Ralph: "You want to do things that young people do?...
"Brother-In-Law": (Ralph leaps on to the couch to get the mouse. Ralph gets dust all over himeslf.) Ed: "Did you get the mouse Ralph?" Ralph: "No, I didn't get...
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