All Classic 39 quotes from "Brother Ralph": #1 Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy. Put it there. Congratulations there." (shaking Ralph's hand): "Alice just told me the good...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight." Alice: "You...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "I am not going to die." Ed: "You mean never?" "Something's Fishy": Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?" Alice: 15...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": Little Man: "My pal Harvey is bigger than me." Ralph: "I got a friend Shirley who is bigger than you." "Life Upon The Wicked Stage": ...
Episode #188 DVD: It doesn't look like this episode will ever be released. If it does, hopefuly it will be attached to all the other short sketches as well as...
Episode #204 DVD: Attached to "The Match Game", "Double Trouble", "We're Off To See The Wizard" & "Operation Protest." This "episode" part of Jackie Gleason's...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'" Thelma: "Okay." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "This...
"Life upon the Wicked Stage": (Alice is dressed up as a hula girl. Trixie is dressed up as a sailor. They are rehearsing for a talent contest. Ralph comes in.)...
Sunday's Quotes: "Young At Heart": Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young." Ralph: "You want to do things that...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full- full,...
"Oh My Aching Back": Ralph (yelling in pain): "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!" (Alice comes out.) Alice: "What was that?" Ralph: "I was just yawning." Alice:...
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Ed: "Suppose they don't give me the promotion?" Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am." Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are." "The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming...
Episode Reviews: "The New Manager" & "Play It Again, Norton": Episode #190 DVD: It doesn't look like this episode will ever be released. If it does, hopefuly...
"Young Man With A Horn": Ralph: "I'm making a list of all my weak points." Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?" "Young At Heart": Ed: "You are...
"Norton Moves In" (Color version): Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen." Ralph: "Just a moment. Whenever you mother or your Aunt Ethel...
Sunday's Quotes: "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Alice: "There's an old wives' tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to- sun but a woman's work is never done.'" ...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I was handling that job perfectly. You know what happened today wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault." (Ralph is referring to the...
Tuesday's Quotes: "The Loudspeaker": Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam! And as we take our cruise...
"Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future." Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key...
"Man In The Blue Suit": Ralph: "I want you to know Alice that it was pretty lonely here without you." Trixie: "Oh Ed, why don't you talk to me like that?" Ed:...
Episode Reviews: "Ralph Goes Hollywood" & "Mexican Hat Trick": Episode #192 TV Hour (edited.) DVD: Attached to "Play It Again Norton", "Mexican Hat Trick" &...
"Oh My Aching Back": (Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back.) Ralph: "How does this look? Does this look natural?" Ed: "Yeah, like the Leaning...
"The Loudspeaker": (Ralph thinks he just got nominated Raccoon of The Year.) Ralph: "Alice, something happent to me today that is probably, and without a...
"Finders Keepers": (Ralph & Ed are wondering how to get some money.) Ed: "How about a reward?" Ralph: "A reward?" Ed: "Yeah, I was down at the post office the...
"Ralph's Sweet Tooth": (After Ralph's idea to get the tooth out fails [him and Ed tied one side of a string on a doorknob and the other end on his tooth and ...
Hey Gannooch, Thanks for posting the quotes daily.. You're a GOOD one!! Hope all you Raccoons are doing well!! Hamina In a message dated 9/22/2008 9:40:14 A.M....
(AmericanLife TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as...
"The Deciding Vote": Ralph: "How about the time we played baseball and you got hit in the head with a bat? How got you a cab and took you over to the hospital?...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Your garbage can was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. ...
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