Episode Reviews: "Out of Sight, Out of Mind" & "Two Faces of Ralph Kramden" (both versions taped from CBS): Episode #177 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: Attached to...
"On Stage": Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this:...
"Life upon the Wicked Stage": (Alice is dressed up as a hula girl. Trixie is dressed up as a sailor. They are rehearsing for a talent contest. Ralph comes in.)...
... "Teamwork Beats The Clock": Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you?" Ed: "Take off 90 pounds." "Great Jewel Robbery": Ralph: "In the race to get ahead,...
Tuesday's Quotes: "The Deciding Vote": (Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. ...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "How can you be so icky?" Ralph: "Icky?" Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood." "Young At Heart": Ralph: "What...
Episode #178 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: Attached to "The Two Faces of Ralph Kramden" & "To Whomever It May Concern" Color Episode Title: "The Main Event." Lost...
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Ed: "Suppose they don't give me the promotion?" Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years...
"A Promotion Part 1": Ralph: "Your mother's place is too small." Alice: "You didn't say that when you lived there with me. Mother's apartment isn't getting any...
"Move Uptown": Ed: "I would like to have a toast." Ralph: "You know that is awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you." Ed: "Good. Got...
"Teamwork Beats The Clock": Ralph: "As usual, I am carrying the whole load on my shoulders." Alice: "You're carrying the load all right, but it's not on your ...
Wednesday's Quotes: "Follow The Boys": (Ed just offered Ralph an idea to get away from the girls later on that night.) Ralph: "That is the stupidest idea I...
"Without Reservations": Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum." Alice: "What did you say?" Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum." ...
Episode #181 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: Attached to "Boy Next Door" & "Follow The Boys." Color Episode Title: "Sleepy Time Gal" Lost Episode Title: "The Hypnotist"...
"Curse of The Kramdens": "Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden. Beware! Ha ha ha!" Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-o-r-t-o-n."...
Episode #181 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: Attached to "Boy Next Door" & "Follow The Boys." Color Episode Title: "Sleepy Time Gal" Lost Episode Title: "The Hypnotist"...
"Principle of The Thing": Ed: "Don't you think that I should be climbing on that ladder?" Ralph: "So, you are saying that I'm too fat to climb this ladder. Why...
"Alice & The Blonde": Alice: "Ralph, do you know what time it is?" Ralph: "Yeah, it's a little after 11pm." Alice: "Yeah. Three hours after 11pm." "The Safety...
"A Promotion Part 1": (Ralph has just told Alice not to tell the Nortons about his promotion, but unbeknownst to Ralph, she did.) Ralph: "I have been promoted....
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": Trixie: "I don't know how Ed can become unconscious so fast." Ralph: "He has got a pretty good head start." "Cottage For Sale Part...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pisces The Fish." Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut." "Stars Over Flatbush": ...
"Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take...
Episode #183 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: Attached to "Sleepy Time Gal" & "Boy Next Door." Color Episode Title: "Follow The Boys." Lost Episode Title: "Boys & Girls...
"The Sleepwalker": (Both Ralph and Ed are trying to sleep in separate beds in the same bedroom. Ed has been bothering Ralph to the point where Ralph can't ...
"The Sleepwalker": Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep." (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "Ed, you didn't get the job of sewer inspector." Ed: "No, I washed out." "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): Ralph: "You...
"Norton Moves In" (Color): (The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice...
(AmericanLife TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as...
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