"Ralph's Sweet Tooth": Ralph: "You are an idiot." Ed: "Maybe I am, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth." "A Weighty Problem Part 1": Ralph:...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad...
"Brother Ralph": Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money." Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice." "Boys & Girls Together": (The gang is at a...
"Alice Plays Cupid": Alice: "I will have you know my good man that that is what they are serving at the Eisenhower Inaugural Dinner." Ralph: "Who's catering...
(6/6-6/15): (AmericanLife TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie...
Episode #161 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: Attached to "You're In The Picture", "Petticoat Jungle" & the Great Gleason (bonus feature). As the Berlin Express arrives...
Friday's Quotes: "A Matter of Life & Death": (Alice laughs at Ralph's "Death letter.") Alice: "This is a riot." Ralph: "This is a riot. We will see how much of...
"The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad...
"The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to...
"TV or Not TV": Ralph: "You once said: 'Ralph, I would be happy to live in a tent with you.'" Alice: "I still am. I think it would be an improvement." "Love...
"Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'" Thelma: "Okay." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "This...
Hey everyone, I'm not sure if Gannooch posted this already but I just saw a commercial on wb11 for there anniversary show that starts tomorrow (Sat) at 12pm...
Episode #163 TV: One hour long musical DVD: Attached to "King of The Castle" & "Movies Are Better Than Ever": Color Honeymooners Title: "Run, Santa, Run": Lost...
"Love Letter": Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?" Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing." Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your...
"Here Comes The Bride": Alice: "Ralph, how could you talk like that. Agnes had plenty of chances. Stanley wasn't the only one who wanted her to get married. ...
"Petticoat Jungle": Ed: "What is this?" Ralph: "That is a medicine ball." Ed: "You must have to drink a whole lot of water to swallow something like this." ...
"The Sleepwalker": Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep." (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound...
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large": (The crooks are in the apartment. Ralph picks up a water pistol.) Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! STICK 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!" (The...
haha ya dirty ole!! take it easy, be calm, have a marshmellow!! LOL How have you been?? In a message dated 6/15/2008 12:53:18 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, ...
TV-G All times are Eastern. (WPIX) & (WPIXD) [New York, New Yortk's CW11] (WPIXDT is WPIX'S digital channel.) Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "Are the guys coming to pick you up?" Ed: "Yeah." Ralph: "Can you give me a lift?" Ed: "Sure. Always room for two more." "Stars...
"TV or Not TV": (Ralph is trying to tell Alice that he has more money in is wallet than Ed.) Ralph: "I have it here." (Ralph points to his hip pocket.) Alice:...
Episode #165 TV: Hour (edited.) DVD: Attached to "Run, Santa, Run" & "King of The Castle." Color Honeymooners Title: "Movies Are Better Than Ever." Lost...
"The Main Event": Ralph: "I would have given my life to be a jockey but I was a little too heavy." Alice: "A little too heavy? You are too fat to be a horse...
Sunday's Quotes: "The Sleepwalker": Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep." (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke...
"The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side." ...
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