"A Dog's Life": Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?" Ralph: "Marshall?" Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as...
"Oh My Aching Back": Ralph (yelling in pain): "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!" (Alice comes out.) Alice: "What was that?" Ralph: "I was just yawning." Alice:...
Episode #156 DVD: Attached to "In 25 Words or Less" & "Fools' Ship": Color Honeymooners Episode Title: "Paris' Poor People" Lost Episode Title: "Plastered In...
"A Dog's Life": Alice: "I am beginning to think that these Raccoon emergency meetings are nothing more than a poker game." Ed: "Alice, I am surprised to even...
"The Deciding Vote": (Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it...
"Man in the Blue Suit": Ralph: "I'm not giving her this, boy. It's the first chance I've had any money of my own. You don't know what I have to go through when...
"$99,000 Answer": Alice: "Trixie was down here and she said that she saw you on the show." Ralph: "She was? Well, what did she say?" Alice: "Well, she said...
Tuesday's Quotes: "Without Reservations": (The boys are in the broken-down hotel.) Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business ...
"A Weighty Problem Part 1": (At the Raccoon lodge, Ed goes in the "Out" door to go to the kitchen. He bumps into Ralph. Ralph & Ed have an argument about which...
(The NY Rangers beat the NJ Devils 4-1.) (Ralph & Ed come home.) Ralph: "Boy, what a game Norton. Wow! Those Rangers really beat those Devils. I am kind of...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": (Ralph picks up the burnt jacket.) Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?" Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn." "Ralph's...
...(aka "Honeymooners In England") Episode #158 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: Attached to "Mod Couple" (aka "Honeymooners In England") & "You're In The Picture." The...
(The NY Rangers beat the NJ Devils 2-0.) (Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the Raccoon Lodge.) Ralph: "Wow! What a game. I bet those Devils didn't expect...
..."Be It Ever So Humble": Episode #11 TV: Attached to "Manager of The Baseball Team" (1953 version.) VCR: Attached to "My Fair Landlord." DVD: Attached to...
(Ralph & Ed are running to the IRS office on April 15th. It is 11:30p.) Ralph: "We finally got our taxes done. Those wives of us actually critized us for...
(The NJ Devils beat the NY Rangers 4-3.) (Ralph & Ed watch the game in the Kramden apartment.) Ralph: "Another great game Norton. Another classic. This one...
"The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to...
(AmericanLife TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as...
(The NY Rangers beat the NJ Devils 5-3.) (Ralph & Ed just watched the game in the pool room.) Ed: "That was another great game Ralph. Looks like the Rangers...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "The $99,000 Answer": ...
Episode #160 TV: One hour long (edited). DVD: Attached to "We Spy", "Petticoat Jungle" & the bonus feature "The Great Gleason Express." The Kramdens & Nortons...
"Hello Mom": (Ralph has just found out that much to his chagrin, his mother-in- law is coming.) Ed: "Hey Ralph, you forgot to give me the friendly Raccoon...
(The NY Rangers won the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals 4 games to 1 by beating the NJ Devils 5-3.) (Ralph just watched the game with Ed.) Ed: "Wow boy Ralph!...
"Funny Money": Ralph: "Uh, who should I call Norton?" Ed: "Why don't you try the fire escape? Maybe someone is out there." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Alice: "I...
"The Deciding Vote": (Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it...
"A Weighty Problem Part 1": Fred: "You will have to eat as much to help you stay alive Ralph." Ed: "Even that will be too much." "In Twenty-Five Words Or...
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden": Nick: "How about $400 a week." (Ralph coughs.) Nick: "$500." (Ralph coughs more.) Nick: "$600." Ralph: "Norton, give me some...
"Unconventional Behavior": Ed: "Remember last year at the convention when the cops were cracking down on the people who were dropping bags out of the hotel ...
"Jellybeans": Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the clam eating contest?" Alice (from bedroom):...
"Operation: Protest": (Clifford just cost Ralph his job at the bus company.) Clifford (making the "Peace" sign with his fingers): "Peace." Ralph (grabbing one...
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