"The Worry Wart": Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning...
"Man In The Blue Suit": Ed: "Who are they going to give your suit to?" Ralph: "Some poor unfortunate person who is broken-down." Ed: "That is right. Someone...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am." Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are." "The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming...
(AmericanLife TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as...
"Funny Money": Ralph: "Uh, who should I call Norton?" Ed: "Why don't you try the fire escape? Maybe someone is out there." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Alice: "I...
"Please Leave The Premises": Mr. Johnson: "I couldn't just ask the rent commission for me to raise the rent. I had to prove hardship." Ralph: "What did you use...
Episode #134 TV: Attached to "The Cold." VCR: Attached to "The Next Champ." DVD: Attached to "The Next Champ" & "The Honeymooners Greatest Battles." Alice has...
"A Man's Pride": Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?" Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?" "$99,000 Answer": Alice: "Trixie just said...
"Dial J For Janitor": (Ed is looking for Ralph in the cellar.) Ed: "Janitor? Whoa, janitor." Ralph: "For the last time, don't call me janitor. I am a...
thanks for the great quotes, Gannooch!! In a message dated 3/9/2008 8:57:17 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, Gannooch@... writes: "Dial J For Janitor": (Ed is...
Hello, Honeymooners fans- I'm trying to find copies of the lost episodes that are "out there" but not currently available from M.P.I. The episodes that I'm...
"A Matter of Record": Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that." Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me ...
"Hello Mom": Ralph: "There was plenty of girls that were crazy about me and you know it. When I went to the beach, the used to scatter all around me." Alice:...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "How can you be so icky?" Ralph: "Icky?" Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood." "Young At Heart": Ralph: "What...
Apparently, WPIX won't be showing the Honeymooners this Monday at 1am but rather Monday March 24th. You can go to their website and vote to see which episode...
Episode #136 TV: Attached to "Anniversary Gift." VCR: Attached to "New Year's Eve Party." DVD: Attached to "New Year's Eve Party" & "My Man Norton." Alice is...
(Ralph comes home.) Alice: "Ralph, are you a bit late coming home from work?" Ralph: "Alice, I think we are going to be millionaires. I have another idea of...
"Songs & Witty Sayings Part 1": (Ed is behind Ralph.) Ralph (to Alice): "Napolean had Josephine behind him. Who do I have behind me?" (yells): "DON'T YOU...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 2": (Ralph and another guy are playing pool. The guy hits the cue ball and it misses the pool balls.) Man: "It's on it's...
This is ure ole pal, Nozey! Starting on Sunday, March 23rd, Channel 11(CW11 NY)will air two Honeymooner episodes from 1am-2am every Sunday!!! You can vote...
"Man In The Blue Suit": Alice: "Why do you want the suit back?" Ralph: "I'll tell you why. It's my lucky suit." Alice: "Lucky suit? You haven't worn it in five...
In honor of St. Patty's Day, I thought i would repost this. Episode #158 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: Attached to "Mod Couple" (aka "Honeymooners In England") &...
(AmericanLife TV): (AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.) TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as...
I should have known you'd show up!! LOLOL In a message dated 3/17/2008 11:04:24 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, nozeyblabbermouth@... writes: This is ure...
hehe hey Nutzy!! Happy Easter!! In a message dated 3/17/2008 8:21:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, stephaniecioffi@... writes: hey everybody, when you go...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "The Loudspeaker": ...
"Curse of The Kramdens": "Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden, beware! Ha ha ha!" Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-capital...
(Ralph & Ed walk into a mall and see a Help Wanted sign.) Ralph: "Norton, here's where we can make more money. They want people to dress up as the Easter bunny...
Episode #138 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Two Tickets To The Fight." DVD: Attached to "Kramden vs. Norton" & "One Big Happy Family." Ed enters Mr....
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