"Opportunity Knocks, But": Ralph: "After tonight, I may have my own pool table in my apartment." Ed: "If you do, you would have to stand on the sink to make a...
Episode #97 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business".) DVD: Attached to the other eight episodes of the Classic 39. Ed...
"Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000. Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the shape of dollars bills and find...
"Something Fishy": Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!" Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!" Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon." "Move Uptown": ...
..."Forgot To Register" & "Deciding Vote": In honor of Election Day, I thought I would repost these reviews. Episode #197 TV: Hour-long musical. DVD: MPI might...
(Ralph & Ed are sitting down on the steps of their apartment building.) Ralph: "So Norton, who are you going to vote for?" Ed: "Me? I am not going to vote." ...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pisces The Fish." Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut." "Stars Over Flatbush": ...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am." Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are." "The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming...
All Color quotes from "The People's Choice": #1 (Ralph looks outside the window as Ed blows air into his paper bag and pops it. Ralph thinks that he has been...
"Jellybeans": Ralph: "When I win that $100, I am going to get myself some bowling shoes, a leather lumber jacket, and you are going to get a string of pearls."...
(Ralph Kramden is watching the Veterans Day Parade in NYC.) (Ed joins him. Audience applauds.) Ed: "Whaddaya say Ralph?" Ralph: "Oh, just watching the Veterans...
Episode #99 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "The Golfer." DVD: Attached to episodes #9-16 of the classic 39. Ed visits Alice and they talk about the suggestion...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": (Ralph picks up a burnt jacket.) Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?" Ed: "No, that is my idea of a burn." "Opportunity...
"The Deciding Vote": Ralph: "You are the type that would bend way over and pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't." Alice: "You couldn't." ...
Audrey Meadows will be tonight's guest on Saturday Night Oldies on WABC 770 AM Radio, New York City. Saturday night, Nov. 10th. The show airs from 6:00 to...
All C39 from "Please Leave The Premises": #1: Mr. Johnson: "The rent commission gave me permission to raise the rent. My reasons are right there in that note."...
TV-G (KTLA-TV) (The LA CW affiliate): Pacific Time Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as...
"Stars Over Faltbush": Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are the fat of the land." Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the fat of the land." "Young At Heart": ...
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"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph (sarcastically): "I hope you realize that water always recedes it's level." Ed: "Yeah, we heard rumors to that effect down in the...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Alice: "There's an old wives' tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to- sun but a woman's work is never done.'" Ralph: "Good gosh!"...
Episode #101 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Unconventional Behavior." DVD: Attached to episodes #9-16 of the classic 39. Alice is doing some ironing. It's...
"Norton Moves In" (Color): (The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice ...
"Funny Money": Ralph: "Uh, who should I call Norton?" Ed: "Why don't you try the fire escape? Maybe someone is out there." "Young Man With A Horn": Alice: "Do...
Ronnie Burns, 72; TV actor played himself on parents' comedy show November 16, 2007 Ronnie Burns, 72, the son of George Burns and Gracie Allen who appeared...
thanks Krammar, I saw that on the news and came to post it but you beat me to it. Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to put anything over on you. RIP,...
"One Big Happy Family": Ralph: "That is my business. Driving a bus." Alice: "If you ate more, you wouldn't be able to fit in a bus." "TV or Not TV": Ralph:...
Note: Since Thanksgiving is coming up, I decided to repost these reviews in which there is a Turkey Day reference or two. Episode #160 TV: Hour (edited). DVD:...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ed: "One time when I was in the Navy, I had a brain tumor so I went to see a doctor. After the doctor removed it, all the boys said to ...
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