"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "I would like my coffee with one lump." (Ed rings the bell.) Thelma: "You keep ringing that bell and you will get one...
"Young Man With A Horn": Ralph: "I am making a list of all my weak points." Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?" "Dial J FOr Janitor": Ralph:...
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Ed: "You can't put a square box in a round hole." Ralph: "No? Then how did you get your head in your hat?" "Ralph Kramden Inc.": ...
(The Cleveland Indians beat the NY Yankees 12-3.) (Ralph & Ed come home from the poolroom. Ralph is in a rage.) Ralph: "I can't believe that the Yankees lost....
Episode#90 TV: Only shown once on TV. VHS/DVD: Never has been released. This later version of "Letter To The Boss" has never been released. I have never seen...
(Ralph & Ed are staring at Lady Liberty.) Ralph: "I can't believe that Lady Liberty has been standing there for 111 years." Ed: "Hey wait RAlph. I thought...
(The Cleveland Indians beat the NY Yankees 2-1.) (Ralph & Ed just watched the game at Norton's apartment.) Ralph: "Boy, what a heartbreaker that was. The...
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1": (Jerry's Lunchroom has very few patrons in it.) Ed: "After all, it was me who got all of my fellow sewerworkers coming to this...
To see the shows that are played on ALN this weekend, here's the link: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=210041 (AmericanLife TV): TV-G All...
(The NY Yankees beat the Cleveland Indians 8-4.) (Ralph is having lunch with Ed at his manhole.) Ralph: "Norton, did you see the game last night? What a Yankee...
"Head of The House": Ralph: "There would be no America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus." Alice: "There would be no Christopher Columbus if it wasn't for...
(The Cleveland Indians win the ALDS 3 games to 1 by beating the NY Yankees 6-4.) (Alice & Trixie are playing cards on the kitchen table.) Alice: "The boys...
"A Matter of Life & Death": (Alice reads Ralph's death letter and laughs.) Alice: "This is a riot." Ralph: "We will see how much of a riot it is when you have...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ed: "One time when I was in the Navy, I had a brain tumor. So, I went to go see the doctor to have it removed. After I came back, all the...
Episode #91 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Honeymooners Highlights" (a five minute clip fest of the classic 39 episodes.) DVD: Attached to the other first...
"$99,000 Answer": Alice: "Trixie was down here and she said that she saw you on the show." Ralph: "She was? Well, what did she say?" Alice: "Well, she said...
"Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is...
"Man In The Blue Suit": (Ed is ripping up his jacket just so he would look like a bum to get his suit back from the Help The Needy Society.) Ralph: "I paid $8...
"A Matter of Record": Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that." Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me ...
"Curse of The Kramdens": "Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden Beware! Ha ha ha!" Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-capital...
"The Golfer": Ralph: "I don't want you guys to tell Ed Norton about my pormotion to assistant traffic manager. He will go around blabbing about it to ...
"The Golfer": (Ralph grabs the pin cushion.) Ralph (yells): "OWWWWW! THERE IS PINS IN IT." Ed: "What did you expect, chicken noodles?" "The Bensonhurst...
Episode #93 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Brother Ralph." DVD: Attached to the other first seven or eight classic 39 episodes in the first DVD of the...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All episodes are one hour long. All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice...
"Unconventional Behavior": Ed: "Remember last year at the Convention when the police were cracking down on the people who were throwing water bags out of the ...
"Dial J For Janitor": (Ed is looking for Ralph in the cellar.) Ed: "Janitor? Whoa, janitor." Ralph: "For the last time, don't call me janitor. I am a...
"Checkup": Ed: "Have you wanted to look inside something to see what was inside?" Ralph: "Yes. Your head." "Young At Heart": Ed: "You're supposed to waddle...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "I would like my coffee with one lump." (Ed rings the bell.) Thelma: "You keep ringing that bell and you will get one...
"Oh My Aching Back": (Ed uses a lit match to look at the thermometer.) Ed: "What is a normal temperature, around 98 isn't it?" Ralph: "98.6." Ed: "What would...
"Cottage For Sale Part 2": Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL." Alice...
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