(American Life TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
"Norton Moves In" (Color version): (Ralph is yelling about the fact that the Nortons are staying for the night becasue the Nortons apartment stinks of new...
All Classic 39 quotes from "Brother Ralph": #1 Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy. Put it there. Congratulations there." (shaking Ralph's hand): "Alice just told me the good...
thought some of you might like this please note the note on the bottom not to "rip the stat" hope everyone is well jean June 2007 Please do not rip my stats!...
"Mama Loves Mambo": Alice: "You have seemed to have forgotten that I am a woman." Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'." ...
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Ralph: "Norton, you play gin rummy your way and I'll play gin rummy my way. My way is the scientific way -...
"Opportunity Knocks, But": Trixie: "There is a sale on shorts. Norton can use some." Alice: "So can Ralph. What sizes are on sale." Trixie: "All sizes 32 to...
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Episode #81 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Kramden Vs. Norton." Edited? DVD: Attached to "Brother-in-Law" & "Santa and the Bookies." Edited? This episode...
"Something Fishy": Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!" Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!" Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon." "Young Man With...
"The Worry Wart": Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning...
"Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ed: "Hey, what kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?" Ralph: "Yes, it is the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you....
"In 25 Words Or Less": (The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire ...
"Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph: "You mean to tell me that after looking at that guy that you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?" Ed: "Yeah. This will fix...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I hope you realize that water always recedes it's level." Ed: "Yeah, we heard rumors to that affect down in the sewer." "A...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "Since I have become Taurus the Bull, I have become a new man." Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull." "Game...
Episode #83 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "The Prowler." DVD: Aattached to "The Adoption" & "Game Called on Account of Marriage." Ed wakes up and goes into...
To see the schedule for tomorrow, here's the link: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=208332. (AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie...
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Trixie: "Ed, did your first day really go well?" Ed: "It was a dark, dark day." "On Stage": Ralph: "That...
"Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ed: "Hey, what kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?" Ralph: "Yes, it is the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you....
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad...
"Vacation At Fred's Landing" (1954 version): (A "real" bear comes to Ed. Ed thinks that it's Ralph in disguise. Ralph is in back of Ed.) Ralph: "Norton, I am...
"Young At Heart": Ralph: "How am I supposed to waddle like a duck?" Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do." "The Safety Award": Ed: "Can I use this...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full- full,...
Episode #85 TV: In two parts. VCR: Not attached to any other episode. DVD: Attached to "Man In The Blue Suit", "Lunch Box" & "Lost Baby." The reason why this...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "In six months, I will be dead." Ed: "Doctors can be wrong too you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave...
"Alice & The Blonde": Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know,...
"Cupid Part 1": Ed: "Is Ralph home?" Alice: "No." Ed: "He must be out with some blonde." "The Safety Award": Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job,...
"Head of The House": (Ralph just told the newspaper's questioning photographer to print him saying that the husband is the boss of the house.) Ralph: "I'm a...
To see the shows that are being played on ALN this weekend, hers' the link: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=209273 (AmericanLife TV): TV-G All...
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