"Young At Heart": Alice: "How could you be so icky?" Ralph: "Icky?" Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood." "Young At Heart": Ralph: "What...
"Principle of The Thing": Ralph: "It is all the janitor's fault. You take it too easy with him. You got to be hard with that type of guy. You got to tell him ...
Episode #71 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "What's Her Name?" DVD: Attached to "Santa and the Bookies & "Peacemaker." This episode opens up with Trixie coming...
"$99,000 Answer": Alice: "Trixie was down here and she said that she saw you on the show." Ralph: "She was? Well, what did she say?" Alice: "Well, she said...
"Songs & Witty Sayings Part 1": (Ed is behind Ralph.) Ralph (to Alice): "Napolean had Josephine behind him. Who do I have behind me?" (yells): "DON'T YOU...
Hello All, Today is August the 5th, and you remember what happened in Honeymooner's History on Thursday August the 5th 1942. That's the day Ralph promised to...
"Better Living Through TV": (Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.) Trixie: "Do you have to smkoe that cigar?" Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
"A Matter of Record": Alice: "Ralph, I told you that I don't want you calling her that." Ralph: "Okay, you are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another ...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad...
"Hot Dog Stand" & "Principle of The Thing": Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute necessity?" Ralph: "I sure do. You can't bowl without one." "Principle...
Episode #73 TV: The 1954 version of this episode has not been seen in syndication. VHS & DVD: Not available. This version is still lost. I haven't seen it, but...
"A Matter of Life & Death": (Alice laughs at Ralph's "Death letter.") Alice: "This is a riot." Ralph: "This is a riot. We will see how much of a riot it is...
"Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take...
"The Golfer": Ralph: "I got enough confidence in me for the both of us." Alice: "You got enough of EVERYTHING in you for the both of us." "Better Living...
"Principle of The Thing": (Ralph & Ed are about to redecorate the apartment.) Alice: "If you ask me, this wall shouldn't be papered. It should be padded." (She...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "I would like my coffee with one lump." (Ed rings the bell.) Thelma: "You keep ringing that bell and you will get one...
"Please Leave The Premises": Alice: "You got fingers in your gloves. Fix the silverware." Ralph: "How would you like some fingers in your nose?" "Please Leave...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'" Thelma: "Okay." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "This...
Episode #75 TV: In two-parts. VCR: Attached to "Hot Tip." DVD: Attached to "Two Men on a Horse", "The Check-Up" & "Hot Tip." Inside the 328 Chauncey Street...
"Lawsuit" (Color version): Ralph: "You know the condition that I am in. You know I can't do anything by myself." Alice: "How did you walk out here?" Ralph:...
"We're Off To See The Wizard": (The girls are upset that the boys paid Emma and Clarance $200. Emma & Clarance fooled the boys ino thinking that there was...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
"Young Man With A Horn": Ralph: "I'm making a list of all my weak points." Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?" "Young At Heart": Ed: "You are...
"The Deciding Vote": Ed: "I would say that by listening to that motor there that the amateor sprocket is causing interference which in turn causes the ...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight." Alice: "You...
"Love Letter": Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?" Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing." Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your...
Episode #77 TV: In two parts. VCR: Attached to "Manager of The Baseball Team." (1953 version.) DVD: Attached to "Vacation at Fred's Landing" (1954 version) & ...
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