Hi Ryan, welcome to the group.. Hope you have fun here.. as for the honeymooners.net message board I believe John closed it because of spam.. most of all the...
Episode #53 TV: Not in syndication. VHS & DVD: Hasn't been released yet but MPI is "planning" on maybe releasing this episode in the future. Since I have seen...
"Teamwork Beats The Clock": Ralph "I have been driving a bus for the Gotham Bus Company." Bud: "Well, they do say that travel broadens one." "Game Called On...
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down." Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is...
"TV or Not TV": Ralph: "Alice wants a TV set." Ed: "How did Alice know about something called TV? I thought you kept her in the dark about things like that." ...
"Oh My Aching Back": Ralph: "I am not the type that eats-and-runs." Alice: "Eats-and-runs? With the way you eat, you are lucky that you can walk." "Young At...
"Expectant Dad" & "The Adoption": Ralph: "I was named after my dad. They just called us 'Big' Ralph and 'Little' Ralph." Ed: "Who was your dad, 'Little'...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'" Thelma: "Okay." "Alice & The Blonde": Ralph: "Oh, by the way,...
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less": Ralph: "We have something more valuable than all of that put together." Alice: "What?" Ralph: "Our love. Now shut up." "Movies...
(Showtime [aka Showtime East], Showtime HD [aka Showtime HD East], Showtime Too & Showtime Women.) The movie is 90 minutes long. PG Mike Epps as Ed Norton....
Episode #55 (Unfinished episode) TV: In two-parts VCR: Attached to "Lunchbox." DVD: Attached to "The Prowler" & "Box Top Kid." Why is this episode unfinished?...
Episode #55 (Unfinished episode) TV: In two-parts VCR: Attached to "Lunchbox." DVD: Attached to "The Prowler" & "Box Top Kid." Why is this episode unfinished?...
"The Deciding Vote": Ralph: "You are the type that would bend way over and pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't." Alice: "You couldn't." "A...
"Young Man With A Horn": Alice: "Ed, you didn't get the job of sewer inspector?" Ed: "No. I washed out." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "I would like my...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight." Alice: "You...
"Great Jewel Robbery": Ralph: "In the race to get ahead, I am way out in front." Ed: "Yes, you certainly are way out in front." "Opportunity Knocks, But": ...
"Please Leave The Premises": Alice: "You got fingers in your gloves. Fix the silverware." Ralph: "How would you like some fingers in your nose?" "The Safety...
(Ralph & Alice are going out to eat with Alice's parents.) Ralph: "Why do we have to go to the Colonade Room? That is the most expensive restauarant in the...
Episode #57 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "Vacation At Fred's Landing" ('53 version or '54 version.) DVD: Attached to "A Weighty Problem", "Lunch Box" and...
"Man In The Blue Suit": Ed: "Hide the money under the rug." Ralph: "We don't have a rug." Ed: "Take the $73 that you won and go otu and by a rug. That way, you...
"Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?" Ed: "Of course. This will fix...
"Here Comes The Bride": Alice: "Ralph, how could you talk like that. Agnes had plenty of chances. Stanley wasn't the only one who wanted her to get married. ...
"Principle of The Thing": (Ralph & Ed are about to redecorate the apartment.) Alice: "If you ask me, this wall shouldn't be papered. It should be padded." (She...
"Better Living Through TV": (Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.) Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?" Ed: "Please. It is the only link left to the...
(Showtime [aka Showtime East] & Showtime HD.) "The Making of The Honeymooners." Sun. June 24, 2007 (Special) (CC). This special shows the making of the...
"The Golfer": (Ralph picks up the cotton ball.) Ralph (yells): "OW! IT HAS PINS IN IT." Ed: "What did you expect. chicken noddles?" "Brother Ralph": Alice:...
Episode #59 TV: Attached to "Lawsuit." VCR: On some Volume 27s, it is attached to "The People's Choice" (the rest mistakenly have the episode entitled "What's...
"Norton Moves In" (Color): (The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice ...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "Mr. Marshall, can I have a raise?" Mr. Marshall: "No." Ralph: "But, it's 11:30p." Mr. Marshall: "I don't care if it's 2:07." ...
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