"Please Leave the Premises": Ralph: "What I say goes." Alice: "Then you better say Alice because I'm going." "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph: "Why can't you...
"Pal O' Mine": Trixie: "Ed wanted to get Jim McKeever red suspenders, but I thought a ring would be better." Ed: "All I konw is Jimhas a weakness for red...
"Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?" Ed: "Of course. This will fix...
"Play It Again, Norton": (Ralph & Ed are in an arcade filled with 18-year-olds.) Ed: "Ralph, you don't look much older than that sailor over there. Hey kid,...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Your garbage can was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. ...
You know something there Steph...you always reminded me of Emmett Kelly except for one thing.....the big red nose...And you might get THAT before this night is...
LMAO !!! If I wasn't tired, would you get yours. The Great One <krammar47@...> wrote: You know something there Steph...you always reminded me of Emmett...
"Oh My Aching Back": (Ed puts a lit match near the thermometer.) Ed: 'Hey Ralph, what is a normal temperature, around 98 isn't it?" Ralph: "98.6." Ed: "What...
"Lunchbox": Ed: "Hey Ralph, I know what Alice made you for dinner." Ralph: "What?" Ed: "A pair of socks." "What's The Name": Ralph: "What was the namde of the...
you know something, krammar? now that the Christmas season is upon us i've been thinking of giving YOU something. and.....ya may get it real soon. hamina: well...
hahaha you guys are a RIOT to say the least. Thanks I needed the laugh. sad tho when I saw rip emmet kelly I didn't even think of that line.. I'm slipping in...
"Ralph Goes Hollywood": Bing: "Looks like you run a very democratic household Ralph." Trixie: "Yeah, you know what happened to them in the last election." "The...
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1": (Jerry's Lunchroom has very few patrons in it.) Ed: "After all, it was me who got all of my fellow sewerworkers coming to this...
"Vacation At Fred's Landing" (remake): Ed: "I will tell Trixie that Atlantic City is closed for the summer." Ralh: "Norton, you are going through a very trying...
"In 25 Words Or Less": (The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire ...
"Hello Mom": Trixie: "Ed Norton, what did you say about my mother?" Ed: "I said that she was the meanest, most rotten...sweetest lady I ever met." "A Matter of...
(AmericanLife TV): All episodes are one hour long. All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Man: "Where did you practice medicine?" Ed: "Oh, I don't have to practice it. I KNOW it." "Please Leave The Premises": Alice: "You...
"Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take...
"Boy Next Door": (Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.) Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart." Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'" ...
Even though I live in Florida now, I found out from Yahoo that WPIX will air the Yule Log on Christmas Day. Here's the article from Yahoo.com.: TV offers...
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large": (The crooks are in the apartment. Ralph picks up a water pistol.) Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! STICK 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!" (The...
In a message dated 12/17/2006 2:19:11 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, Gannooch@... writes: "The Yule Log" film was tracked down in the station's New Jersey ...
"On Stage": Ralph: "Well, I have to confess Mr. Faversham that I was in the 1927 follics of the bus drivers. As a matter of fact, I walked on stage and I...
"Alice & The Blonde": Rita: "Do you have names that you like to call your husband?" Alice: "Oh, I got several that I love to call him." Rita: "All you have to...
I just checked Zap2it.com, and found out that WPIX will do a Honeymooners marathon this year. This will be the 12th annual Honeymooners marathon. (I can't...
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