"Petticoat Jungle": Ed: "What is this?" Ralph: "That is a medicine ball." Ed: "You must have to drink a whole lot of water to swallow something like this." ...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": George: "Gee fellas, we were already to play. Me and Harvey just went to get a cold drink." Ralph: "Well, I hope it was pretty cold...
"A Weighty Problem Part 2": (Ed Norton comes in.) Alice: "Hi Ed!" Ed: "Whaddaya say Alice?" (looking at Ralph): "Hello Skinny." "A Weighty Problem Part 2": ...
(The NY Yankees beat the Detroit Tigers 8-4.) (Ralph & Ed are watching the game.) Ralph: "Wow! What a game Norton. What do you think of that Derek Jeter? He...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
hope all is well.. everything is going good over here in the garden spot of the world Brooklyn U.S.A. LOL NUTZY!!!!, I have bad news- Hunan Wok closed...
(WFAN's Steve Somers is doing his radio show.) Steve Somers: "This is Steve Somers here and are you there? Well, the NY Metropolitians have won their first...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "Norton Moves In": ...
(The Detroit Tigers beat the NY Yankees 4-3.) (Ralph is in his bus outside Yankee Stadium. He is all upset.) Ralph: "Boy, the Yankees blew another playoff...
(Ralph is at having lunch with Ed.) Ralph: "Boy Norton, how about those Mets huh? They have beaten those BUM Dodgers again. They now lead thier series 2-0." ...
"Young At Heart": Ed: "As time wore on, I grew older. I matured." Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut." "Dial J For Janitor": (The house phone is...
(The Detroit Tigers beat the NY Yankees 6-0.) (Ralph is pacing back and forth.) Ralph: "I can't believe that the Yankees didn't tame the Tigers today. If they...
"The Deciding Vote": (Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it...
(The Detroit Tigers won the Alantic Division Series 3 games to 1 by beating the NY Yankees 8-1.) (Ralph is in his apartment all upset.) (Ed comes in.) Ed: "Hey...
(The NY Mets won the N.L.D.S. 3 games to 0 by beating the L.A. Dodgers 9-5.) "Young At Heart": Alice: "Ed, you didn't get the job of sewer inspector." Ed: "No,...
"Head of The House": Ralph: "There would be no America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus." Alice: "There would be no Christopher Columbus if it wasn't for...
"A Man's Pride": Ralph: "I am going to learn from here on in how to swallow my pride." Ed: "That shouldn't be hard. You learned how to swallow everything ...
"Alice & The Blonde": Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know,...
"TV or Not TV": (Ralph is outside in the hall with the TV antenna.) Ralph (yells): "IS THE RECEPTION ON THE TV GOOD NOW?" (Ed looks.) Ed (yells): "THAT'S...
(Ralph & Ed are watching the game at a bar.) Ed: "Wow! What a game Ralph-ie boy! Those Mets are simply amazing." Ralph: "Yeah, I wonder if they will be the...
"The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side." ...
(The SL Cardinals beat the NY Mets 9-6.) "You're In The Picture": (Ralph puts on a bullfighter's cap on the wrong way.) Ralph: "Now everybody who sees this...
(Ralph just watched the game at home.) Ralph: "I can't believe it! I just can't believe it! The Mets just lost another game. How could they do this? How could...
"Principle of The Thing": Ralph: "You are saying that I am too fat and too heavy to climb this ladder. Why don't you just say it?" Ed: "I don't have to. You...
(The NY mets beat the SL Cardinals 12-5.) "The Babysitter": Ralph: "That phone is for you-you-you." (Phone rings. Alice answers it.) Alice: "Hello?..." (poking...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 2": (Ralph and another guy are playing pool. The guy hits the cue ball and it misses the pool balls.) Man: "It's on it's...
...a NY Mets fan? (Part 8) (The SL Cardinals beat the NY Mets 3-2.) (AmericanLife TV): TV-G All episodes are one hour long. All times are Eastern. Jackie...
(Ralph & Ed are eating lunch.) Ralph: "Boy, what a game last night huh? the NY mets beat those Cardinals again. Now, it's do-dor-die for both teams." Ed:...
"A Promotion Part 1": Ralph: "A derrick can't me out of this chair." Alice: "A good big one might be able to." "Hero Part 1": Ed: "Phins off." (Ed bumps into...
(The SL Cardinals won the NLCS 4 games to 3 by beating the NY Mets 3- 1.) "Alice & The Blonde": Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might...
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