"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "The Loudspeaker": ...
"Expectant Father": Ed: "The sewer was swarming with FBI men." Trixie: "FBI men? What were they doing in the sewer?" Ed: "They were looking for wetbacks who...
"Ralph Goes Hollywood": Ralph: "Don't you know an assgot when you see one?" Ed: "You certainly are." "Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one...
All Classic 39 quotes from "Brother Ralph": #1 Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy. Put it there. Congratulations there." (shaking Ralph's hand): "Alice just told me the good...
"The Golfer": Ralph: "I got enough confidence in me for the two fo us." Alice: "You got enough of EVERYTHING in you for the two of us." "Brother Ralph": Alice:...
"Goodnight Sweet Prince": Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?" Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of...
"Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Gir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we ...
"Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Gir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we ...
"Please Leave The Premises": (Ralph is protesting a rent increase and wants Alice to back him.) Ralph: "Why can't you get behind me?" Alice: "It's not that I...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": Ralph: "Why did he say: 'Hey, get a load of fatso there.'?" Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits." "Pal O' Mine": Ralph:...
"Dinner Guest": Man: "Me and my wife are big TV fans. Where's the TV?" Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "It's out getting repaired." Alice (speaking...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad...
"Alice & The Blonde": Rita: "Do you have names that you like to call your husband?" Alice: "Oh, I got several that I love to call him." Rita: "All you have to...
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": (The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.) "Mr. Mosby":...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to-sun but a woman's work is never done.'" Ralph: "Good gosh!" ...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": Ralph: "Why did he say: 'Hey, get a load of fatso (Ralph) there.'?" Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits." "The Safety...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "Wait a minute. I think I know why this dresser is so heavy. The drawers are probably loaded with junk. Why don't we take...
"The Loudspeaker": Ralph: "You are not suggesting that the Raccons drink during their dinner hours do you?" Alice: "Oh no Ralph! I wouldn't say that. I suppose...
"On Stage": Ralph: "Well, I have to confess Mr. Faversham that I was in the 1927 follics of the bus drivers. As a matter of fact, I walked on sateg and I...
"TV or Not TV": Ralph: "Who's 'sweet-ums'?" Alice: "You're 'sweet-ums.'" Ralph: "You're nuts." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Alice: "I burned my finger on that darned...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. All episodes are one hour long. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": Man: "My friend Harvey is bigger than me." Ralph: "You friend Harvey is bigger than you? I got a friend Shirley who is bigger than...
"Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take...
"Flushing Ho": (Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.) Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes...
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down." Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is...
"Principle of The Thing": (Ralph & Ed are about to redecorate the apartment.) Alice: "If you ask me, this wall shouldn't be papered. It should be padded." (She...
"Letter To The Boss": Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably won't evcn know what I look like." Ed: "That's okay. Tomorrow, you go...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.) Ed: "Cover up your face! Cover up your face!" (Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the...
"Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Doctor: "I notice that you have a slight limp. Is that disability permanent?" Ralph: "No, it isn't. I got it this...
Hey! Sorry if this message is out of synch...but does anyone have any vhs tape copies of the 'hidden eps"? One of the ones I'm searching for is the time that...
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