"Whomever It May Concern": (Ralph & Ed are trying to find out how to get the letter out of the mailbox.) Ed: "I got a solution." Ralph: "What?" Ed: "You can't...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "Wait a minute. I think I know why this dresser is so heavy. The drawers are probably loaded with junk. Why don't we take...
"In 25 Words Or Less": (The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire ...
"TV or Not TV": Alice: "You couldn't get a TV set like everybody else. Oh no! You had to drag this poor soul to help you buy it and when the poor soul wants to...
"Lunchbox": (Ralph comes home all mad that he had a horrible lunch.) Alice: "What are you talking about?" Ralph: "I'm talking about my lunch. What did you try...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I hope you realize that water always recedes it's level." Ed: "Yeah, we heard rumors to that effect down in the sewer." "A...
Episode #3 DVD: Attached to "In 25 Words or Less" & "Fools' Ship": Color Honeymooners Episode Title: "Paris' Poor People" Lost Episode Title: "Plastered In...
"Vacation At Fred's Landing": Alice: "Have you told Trixie about the change in vacation plans. I know that she wanted to go to Atlantic City." Ed: "Trixie will...
"This Is Your Life Part 1": Ralph: "Fourteen years, I fractured myself just to take care of Alice. Now, I see here coming out of a restaurant and get into a...
"The Golfer": Ralph: "I deserve that promotion, Norton - I worked hard to get it! Just because Mr. Harper doesn't know I'm alive I'm not going to get the...
"The Golfer": Ralph: "I got enough confidence in me for the both of us." Alice: "You got enough of EVERYTHING in you for the both of us." "The Deciding Vote": ...
"Move Uptown": Ralph: "That peephole is there just in case if someone is knocking on the door and you don't want to let them in, like a delivery boy." Ed: "The...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
I will give you a hint. If you were heating your own home and oil was 12 cents a galloon and it went up to 7%, and coal at the same time was $14 a ton, and...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.) Ed: "Cover up your face! Cover up your face!" (Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the...
"Ralph Goes Hollywood": Bing: "Looks like you run a very democratic household Ralph." Trixie: "Yeah, you know what happened to them in the last election." ...
Episode #9 DVD: Attached to "You're In The Picture", "We Spy" & the Great Gleason Express. Color Honeymooners Title: "Petticoat Jungle." Lost episode title:...
"Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is...
"The Babysitter": Ralph: "That phone is for you-you-you." (Phone rings. Alice answers it.) Alice: "Hello?..." (poking Ralph with the receiver): "It's for you- ...
"Hello Mom": (Ralph has just found out that much to his chagrin, his mother-in-law is coming.) Ed: "Hey Ralph, you forgot to give me the friendly Raccoon...
"Oh My Aching Back": (Ed puts a lit match near the thermometer.) Ed: 'Hey Ralph, what is a normal temperature, around 98 isn't it?" Ralph: "98.6." Ed: "What...
"Unconventional Behavior": Ed: "Hey Ralph?" Ralph: "What?" Ed: "Mind if I smoke?" Ralph: "I don't care if you burn." "Young At Heart": (Ralph is talking about...
"Teamwork Beats The Clock": Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you Alice?" Ed: "Take off 90 pounds." "A Promotion Part 2": Ralph: "A derrick couldn't get...
"The Honeymoon Is Over": Alice: "Who is going to look at me Ralph? i'm an old woman." Ralph: "Who would look at an old woman? An old man." Alice: "Yeah? You...
"Petticoat Jungle": Ed: "What is this?" Ralph: "That is a medicine ball." Ed: "You must have to drink a whole lot of water to swallow something like this." ...
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1": (Jerry's Lunchroom has very few patrons in it.) Ed: "After all, it was me who got all of my fellow sewerworkers coming to this...
Hello All, The bands named are Isham Jones, Ted Fio Rito, Little Jack Little, Basil Fomeen, and one I cannot figure out. It's not Johnny Besmo and his toy...
Hello All, The bands named are Isham Jones, Ted Fio Rito, Little Jack Little, Basil Fomeen, and one I cannot figure out. It's not Johnny Besmo and his toy...
"Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full- full,...
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