"Songwriters": Ralph: "If you can play music, you can play any kind of music." Ed: "Oh yeah?" Ralph: "Yeah." Ed: "Name me one Rhumba that Beethoven wrote." ...
"A Dog's Life": Ralph: "Gee, I remember when I used to weigh 165. Did you see me when I weighed 165?" Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures." "A...
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": Alice: "You are willing to use money from your life insurance for this crazy idea. That settles it Ralph. You got rocks in your...
All times are Eastern. (InDeMand PPV): TV-PG Note: I think this only applies to Dish Network customers. Cedric The Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Mike Epps as...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Your garbage can was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. ...
In honor of the Super Bowl, I thought I would post these football related quotes. "The Match Game": #1 (Ralph is listening through a headphone to a New York...
"$99,000 Answer": Ralph: "$600.00. Peanuts, peanuts, what am I gonna do with peanuts??" Alice: "Eat'em like an other elephant." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done":...
"The Safety Award": Ralph: "You got to talk Trixie into taking that dress off." Ed: "I'm too young to die." "TV or Not TV": Ralph: "You once said: `Ralph, I...
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "Wait a minute. I think I know why this dresser is so heavy. The drawers are probably loaded with junk. Why don't we take...
"Catch A Star": Alice: "Ralph, if you think that you are going to get Jackie Gleason to come to this dance of yours, you are out of your mind." Ralph: "There...
"$99,000 Answer": Alice: "Trixie was down here and she said that she saw you on the show." Ralph: "She was? Well, what did she say?" Alice: "Well, she said...
"On Stage": Ralph: "Are you sure that you can type faster than me?" Ed: "With boxing golves on." "On Stage": Ed: "While I was in the Navy, I studied typing...
"Unconventional Behavior": Ed: "Remember last year at the Convention when the police were cracking down on the people who were throwing water bags out of the ...
whattaya got the door locked for???? Woo Woo to all my Brother(and Sister) Raccoons!!! I've been wandering around with swollen eyes somewhere in Bayonne, but I...
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the youreariot group: Who's a better Pool player? o Ralph Kramden o Ed Norton o Mr. Marshall o Harvey ...
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"On Stage": Ralph (reading the script and walking towards the window): "'Come here, my dear. Look out there Rachael. Say yes and all of that is yours." (Ed...
Nozey....you've come baaaaack..!! Well!!.. you said you was leavin' just for the Holidays..Christmas and New Years..!! The problem is you LEFT on New Years...
So, you found out about the club huh? You didn't waste anytime getting over here did you?? I thought your husband keep you in the dark about things like...
I read your post. I'm so sorry about your dad. I didn't get any mail from you because they canceled my account for a while since I didn't use it for 3 months...
"New Year's Eve Party Part 1": Ed: "Will you stop looking at the dark side of things? If you work on New Years Eve, you are bound to get Saint Valentine's Day...
I just posted this and it don't show up.. bangZOOM! so if this posts twice all I can say is "next time make two trips" LOL Daily Trivia question: "Please Leave...
Sister Ceal.....you're baaaack!! I feel teriffic!! Everything is going well. I am back to my old jolly self..!! They removed my Chemo port(that is a real good...
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