"New Year's Eve Party Part 2": (Ralph & Ed are in the Statler Hotel.) Ralph: "What would this place be without all of this great stuff?" Ed: "Your apartment." ...
"On Stage": Ralph: "That shows you what you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this:...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": Ed: "Do you realize that they are closing the poll hall in honor you fighting tonight." Ralph: "After I fight Harvey, they will be...
"Curse of The Kramdens": "Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden. Beware! Ha ha ha!" Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-o-r-t-o-n."...
(InDemand 3 PPV): Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric The Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden. PG Fri. Jan....
(InDemand 3 PPV): Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric The Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden. PG Wed. Jan....
"The Worry Wart": Alice: "Ralph, you are not the first person to be investigated by the government." Ed: "She's right. The jails are full of them." "Ralph's...
Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric the Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden. This Honeymooners Movie that...
"Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is...
(The Carolina Panthers won the NFC wild card by beating the NY Giants 23-0.) "Ralph Goes Hollywood": Ralph: "Don't you know an assgot when you see one?" Ed:...
"Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future." Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key...
"Two-Family Car": Ed: "I plan on using the car this Sunday. I plan on driving the car down to the Aberdeen Proving Grounds where they are running a test on ...
(American Life TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
(American Life TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "Songs & Witty Sayings...
hey everyone hope you all are ahving agreat new year.. did any of you catch the honeymooners on the wb11 new years eve blow out??? it was a little delayed...
"Vacation At Fred's Landing": Alice: "Have you told Trixie about the change in vacation plans. I know that she wanted to go to Atlantic City." Ed: "Trixie will...
hey there !!!! i've emailed you several times but haven't heard from you. i'm sorry you have been sick and I'm glad you're better. this year ended with a bang...
Any body see the (afro-american)movie version of The Honeymooners? Personally I think it didn't cut it! Maybe I ONLY ADORE the one & only 39 classics BUT...
"Hello Mom": Ralph: "Cream-chipped beef again?" Alice: "Yeah, but I fixed it a new way, Ralph. I got the recipe out of a movie magazine. Its Ricardo Cortez's...
"Love Letter": Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?" Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing." Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your...
"The Hypnotist Part 2": Black Conductor: "You know your not going to see me again until we get to Chicago." Ralph & Ed (yell in pain and act like they were...
"Alice's Aunt Ethel" & "Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 1": (Ralph wants to get rid of Alice's Aunt Ethel.) Ed: "Why don't you stick your head out the window and yell:...
"Curse of the Kramdens": (Ralph is now a hero for breaking the curse of Shammus O' Toole.) Man: "Let's all carry Mr. Kramden to the train station." (Some...
"TV or Not TV": (Ralph is outside in the hall with the TV antenna.) Ralph (yells): "IS THE RECEPTION ON THE TV GOOD NOW?" (Ed looks.) Ed (yells): "THAT'S...
"The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side." ...
"To Whomever It May Concern": Ralph: "We'll just have to live on our expenses." Alice: "Swell. That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in...
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": (Ralph tells Alice that he will get the money for the cottage from his life insurance. Alice thinks that that is crazy.) Alice: "You...
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