"To Whomever It May Concern": Ralph: "We'll just have to live on our expenses." Alice: "Swell. That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in...
"Here Comes The Bride": (Agnes, having just been married to Stanley hours earlier, comes by crying.) Agnes: "Me and Stanley had a fight." Ralph: "A fight? At...
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down." Ed: "There isn't a man in New York City...
"Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take...
In honor of Election Day, I thought I would repost these reviews. Episode #21 TV: One hour (edited.) DVD: MPI is supposedly going to release these episodes in...
"Better Living Through TV": Alice: "One crazy hare-brained scheme after another. That is all I have heard since we got married." Ralph: "You heard one of my...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
(Ralph is in the bus depot locker room. He is wearing a red, white and blue ribbon.) Ed (coming in): "Whaddaya say there Ralph?" (Audience applauds.) Ralph:...
All Color quotes from "The People's Choice": #1 (Ralph looks outside the window as Ed blows air into his paper bag and pops it. Ralph thinks that he has been...
Hello All, I finally found my copy of the song "My Love Song To You" by Bob Manning. The exactly same song and version as the one sung on "The Honeymooners"...
"Man In The Blue Suit": (Ed is ripping up his jacket just so he would look like a bum to get his suit back from the Help The Needy Society.) Ralph: "I paid $8...
"Hello Mom": Ralph: "There were a lot of girls that were crazy about me and you know it. Every time I went down to the beach they used to crowd around me! " ...
All C39 from "Please Leave The Premises": #1: Mr. Johnson: "The rent commission gave me permission to raise the rent. My reasons are right there in that note."...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young." Ralph: "You want to do things that young people do?...
"Here Comes The Bride": Stan: "They (Alice's parents) seem like nice people." Ralph: "Sure they seem like nice people. Now they seem like nice people. Boris...
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Ed: "Suppose they don't give me the promotion?" Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years...
"Songwriters": Ralph: "If you can play music, you can play any kind of music." Ed: "Oh yeah?" Ralph: "Yeah." Ed: "Name me one Rhumba that Beethoven wrote." ...
Gannooch, I posted a message to the group but got no response. I guess you never saw it. I have the song, sung by Bob Manning from the Song Writers episode. It...
"The Deciding Vote": Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got hit in the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took ...
Hello All, I just uploaded "My Love Song To You" by Bob Manning to the files section. It's an mp3 file and it's from a cassette. If you want better quality,...
"Hello Mom": Ralph: "Cream-chipped beef again?" Alice: "Yeah, but I fixed it a new way, Ralph. I got the recipe out of a movie magazine. Its Ricardo Cortez's...
Dear Dave: Sorry, it took me this long to reply to this message. I didn't see it. I think you should upload the song. Sincerely, Frank Gannucci [Non-text...
Frank. I did upload it. Take a look in the files section. Also look in the Yahoo group called The Raccoon Lodge. I put a copy of both songs there. Dave......
WPIX-TV (WB11): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie...
"Man From Space": Ralph: "You are not up on the latest developments." Alice: "I'm not? Who is it that lets your pants out every week?" "Hero Part 1": (Ralph...
"Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ed: "Hey what kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?" Ralph: "Yes, it's the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you....
Note: Since Thanksgiving is coming up, I decided to repost these reviews in which there is a Turkey Day reference or two. Episode #8 TV: Hour (edited). DVD:...
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": Ed: "Trixie, would you stop giving me limburger cheese sandwiches for lunch?" Trixie: "I thought you liked them." Ed: "I do but the...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "I have an itch." Alice: "Scratch it yourself." Ralph: "I can't reach it." Alice: "Well, you're Taurus The Bull. Swipe at it with...
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