"Young At Heart": Ed: "As time went on, I grew older. I matured." Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut." "This Is Your Life Part One": (Ralph is trying...
(The Indiand Fever won the Eastern Conference 2 games to 0 by beating the NY Liberty 58-50.) (Ralph has just watched the game in the pool room with Ed.) Ralph:...
Episode #50 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: MPI is supposedly going to release these episodes in late 2005 or 2006. On my copy, there seems to be some sort of weird...
"Finders Keepers": (Ralph & Ed want to get the money so they can buy Bartfled's Candy Store. Alice & Trixie won't give them the money.) Ed: "Our money is in a...
"The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Ralph trains for his fight with Harvey with Ed.) Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover up your face! Cover up your face!" (Ralph...
"A Matter of Record": Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that." Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me ...
All Classic 39 quotes from "Brother Ralph": #1 Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy. Put it there. Congratulations there." (shaking Ralph's hand): "Alice just told me the good...
"Play It Again, Norton": (Washington Kenmore thinks that Treeny [Ed] is 18.) Trixie: "I'm Treeny's (Ed's) high school sweetheart." Washington Kenmore: "You're...
"Hero Part 1": Mrs. Halloway: "If any kid says anything bad about you Ralph, Tommy is ready to fight." Ed: "That kid has got a lot of fighting to do." "Hero...
"Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "You can't put your arms around a memory." Alice: "I can't even put my arms around you." "Better Living Through TV": Ralph:...
"Dinner Guest": Alice: "Why don't you jump out the window?" Ralph: "That is what you said yesterday." Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it." "A Weighty Problem...
"Teamwork Beats The Clock": Ralph: "As usual, I am carrying the whole load on my shoulders." Alice: "You're carrying the load all right, but it's not on your ...
"Better Living Through TV": Alice: "Every week, you come up with a crazy hare-brained scheme. That is all I heard since the day we got married." Ralph: "You...
"Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is...
"Goodnight Sweet Prince": Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?" Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "I want to do the things that youg people do. That is what keeps you young." Ralph: "You want to do the things that young people do?...
"Teamwork Beats The Clock": (As Ralph & Ed are on Beat The Clock doing a stunt, Ed accidentally breaks one of the balloons with his fingers. In real life, Art...
"The Golfer": Ralph: "I deserve that promotion, Norton - I worked hard to get it! Just because Mr. Harper doesn't know I'm alive I'm not going to get the...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full- full,...
"Songwriters": Ralph: "We need a piano more than we need a refrigerator." Alice: "Okay, from now on you can get your food out of your piano." "Songwriters": ...
"A Man's Pride": Bill: "What line of business are you in?" Ralph: "Transportation business." Bill: "What do you do?" Ralph: "Oh, I run things." Bill: "You run...
"We Spy": (Ralph & Ed have been captured.) Ralph: "What are we going to do?" Ed: "I hope they don't brainwash us. I hate to come out of this thing stupid." "We...
"TV or Not TV": (Ralph is outside in the hall with the TV antenna.) Ralph (yells): "IS THE RECEPTION ON THE TV GOOD NOW?" (Ed looks.) Ed (yells): "THAT'S...
"Funny Money": Ralph: "Uh, who should I call Norton?" Ed: "Why don't you try the fire escape? Maybe someone is out there." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Alice: "I...
"Curse of the Kramdens": (Ralph is now a hero for breaking the curse of Shammus O' Toole.) Man: "Let's all carry Mr. Kramden to the train station." (Some...
"The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side." ...
"Please Leave The Premises": Ralph: "What I say goes." Alice: "Then you better say Alice because I am going." "The Safety Award": Ralph: "You got to talk...
TV-G All times are Eastern. (AmericanLife TV): All episodes are one hour long. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice...
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