"The Hypnotist Part 2": (On the train, Ralph tries to open the box that he thinks has the money he got from Alice. When he opens it, a bunch of toy snakes pop ...
"A Dog's Life": Trixie (from upstairs, yells): "OH ALICE! OH ALICE!" Ed: "There it is. The voice of doom." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Alice accidently...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
Note: Just in case anybody forgotten about a month ago, I wrote a skit about the Kramdens & Nortons going to Florida for a month. I am going to write a skit...
Note: In case anybody has forgotten, I am in FLorida and will be leaving for New Jersey (by car) on Saturday. I probably won't be able to post quotes on that...
Note: I originally wrote this review last summer only to find out that it is far from 100% correct. Episode #30 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: MPI is supposedly going...
Note: I originally wrote this review last summer only to find out that it is far from 100% correct. Episode #30 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: MPI is supposedly going...
Note: I originally wrote this review last summer only to find out that it is far from 100% correct. Episode #30 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: MPI is supposedly going...
"Boys & Girls Together": (Ralph & Alice are eating dinner.) Ralph (pointing at his food): "What is that?" Alice: "That is the appetizer." Ralph: "What?" Alice:...
"The Worry Wart": (Ralph thinks that the government is investiagting him. Ed thought that Ralph put down his weight on an income tax form.) Ralph: "Now would...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead." Ed: "Doctors can be wrong too you know. Take a friend of mine for ...
"Jellybeans": Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the Clam Eating Contest?" Alice (from bedroom):...
"Two For The Money": Ralph: "It's a good thing I have a brain to figure these things out for us." Ed: "Yeah Ralph. You can think of smart things to get...
Since it seems like I am the only person posting here, I figured I had to post this news with caps just to get everybody's attention. I don't know why the...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full- full,...
Episode #38 TV Hour (edited.) DVD: MPI is supposedly going to release these episodes in late 2005 or 2006. The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Hollywood amid much...
"Hello Mom": Ralph: "There were plenty of girls crazy about me and you know it. As a matter of fact, when I was on the beach, they used to crowd around me." ...
"The Deciding Vote": (Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it...
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Trixie: "Ed, did your first day really go well?" Ed: "It was a dark, dark day." "Hair-Raising Tale": (Ralph...
Note: I acccidently sent the original message before I was finished with it. "King of The Castle": (Ed & Ralph have been having Franks and beans for three...
"Peacemaker": Ralph: "You know that once a lay down, it takes me an hour to get to sleep." Alice: "Remarkable. Every night for 59 minutes, you snore before you...
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden": Ralph: "I'm just mad at Alice because she thinks that there is nobody stupid enough to offer me a job like the one I was offered...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full- full,...
"Funny Money": Ralph: "This is my house and you are to address me in a civil tongue." Alice's Mom: "Oh why don't you shut up?" "Funny Money": Ralph: "One of...
Episode #43 TV: Hour (edited) DVD: MPI is supposedly going to release these episodes in late 2005 or 2006. In the Nick Clooney intro, he mentions the guest...
"Prowler": (Trixie comes in.) Alice: "Ah Trixie, you gave us an awful scare." Ed: "That's all right Alice. This is the way she looks every morning when she...
"We Spy": (Ralph & Ed have been captured.) Ralph: "What are we going to do?" Ed: "I hope they don't brainwash us. I hate to come out of this thing stupid." "We...
"Hello Mom": Ed: "What's a five-letter word for fat?" Alice: "Ralph." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Alice: "There's on old wives tale Ralph. 'A man works...
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