"Sleepy Time Gal": (Ed has been hypnotized to believe he's going to work.) Great Fatchumara: "You are down in the sewer now." Ed: "I am down in the sewer now....
I originally wrote this review back last summer only to find that it wasn't near 100% right. The reason: I copied and pasted the black & white version as my...
"The Worry Wart": Alice: "Ralph, you are not the first person to be investigated by the government." Ed: "She's right. The jails are full of them." "Ralph's...
"Hero Part 1": Mrs. Halloway: "If any kid says anything bad about you Ralph, Tommy is ready to fight." Ed: "That kid has got a lot of fighting to do." "Hero...
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less": Ed: "I am a guest here Alice and I deserved to be treated with respect. Is that right Ralph?" Ralph: "Oh shut up!" "Goodbye...
"Without Reservations": Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum." Alice: "What did you say?" Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum." ...
The Honeymooners movie is no longer being shown in theatres anymore as far as I know. (AmericanLife TV): Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed...
Note: Once again, I am going to Florida. This time, however I will be able to post quotes while down there, but I don't think I will be able to post quotes the...
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": Ed: "Trixie, would you stop giving me limburger cheese sandwiches for lunch?" Trixie: "I thought you liked them." Ed: "I do but the...
I originally wrote these reviews last summer only to find that it is far from 100% correct. The reason? I copied and pasted my episode review of the B&W...
"Young At Heart": (Ralph comes out in his crazy attire.) Ralph: "How about it? What do you think?" Ed: "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just give me time to...
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less": Ed: "Why not call the dog Ralph." Ralph: "Ralph?" Ed: "Yeah, not only can people call him, dogs can call him too. Ralph! Ruff!...
"Lunchbox": (Ralph thinks that Alice packed an awful lunch.) Ralph: "What is a shoe doing in the stove?" Alice: "What did you think it was stupid, your...
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style": (Ralph just walked away into the bedroom after Alice's mother dared him to fight her.) Alice's Mom (yells): "CHICKEN! CHICKEN!...
"Please Leave The Premises": (Ralph is protesting a rent increase and wants Alice to back him.) Ralph: "Why can't you get behind me?" Alice: "It's not that I...
I originally wrote this review last summer only to find out that it is far from 100% correct. Episode #21 TV: One hour (edited.) DVD: MPI is supposedly going...
"Dinner Guest": Alice: "Why don't you jump out the window?" Ralph: "That is what you said yesterday." Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it." "A Weighty Problem...
"Dial J For Janitor": (Ed goes downstairs.) Ed: "Janitor? Whoa janitor." Ralph: "For the last time, don't call me a janitor. I'm a maintenance engineer." ...
"The Main Event": (Ed is demonstrating to Dynamite how he used to box.) Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph. Cover up your face." (Ralph covers his face. Ed punches...
"Teamwork Beats The Clock": Ralph: "As usual, I am carrying the whole load on my shoulders." Alice: "You're carrying the load all right, but it's not on your ...
"Songs & Witty Sayings Part 1": Ralph: "Everytime when I try to get you for lunch, there is always a party down the sewer. If I did that on my job, I would be...
(AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie...
"A Promotion Part 1": (Ralph has just told Alice not to tell the Nortons about his promotion, but unbeknownst to Ralph, she did.) Ralph: "I have been promoted....
"Young at Heart": Ed: "You're supposed to waddle like a duck." Ralph: "How could I do that?" Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do." "Dial J For...
I originally wrote these episode reviews last summer only to find out that they were far from 100% accurate. Episode #24 TV: Hour (edited). DVD: MPI is...
"The Main Event": Ralph: "Did you see the wallop that Dynamite gave that machine?" Ed: "Good thing it wasn't a soda machine or we would all drown." "Be It Ever...
"Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is...
The Deciding Vote": Ed: "I sure wish Trixie would make icing that tastes as good as this." Alice: "Icing? Ed, that's starch." Ed: "It is?" (Ed tastes it.) Ed:...
"Goodnight Sweet Prince": Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?" Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of...
"On Stage": Ralph: "That shows you what you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this:...
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