"What's Her Name" & "What's The Name": Ralph: "Who was the dame we saw in the picture tonight? Mention the stars names." Ed: "Gary Coleman. Lana Turner." (Ed...
"A Man's Pride": Ralph: "I promise you this, Norton. I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna learn from here on in how to swallow my pride." Ed: "That shouldn't be too...
"Cottage For Sale Part 2": Trixie: "My Ed has got more brains in his little finger than Ralph has got in his whole head." Ralph: "He's still an idiot." "The...
"The Deciding Vote": Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got hit in the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took ...
"Principle of The Thing": (The Kramdens do not have any water. Ed doesn't know this and turns on the kitchen faucet to see what the trouble is.) Ed: "There is...
"Stars Over Flatbush": Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces, the fish." Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio, the nut." "Follow The Boys": Ed:...
"Young At Heart": (Ralph comes out with his crazy costume.) Ralph: "Well, how about it? What do you think." Ed: "Wait a minute. Just give me time to drink this...
TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. All...
"Man In The Blue Suit": (The boys are playing poker.) Ralph: "Why are you raising everybody if you are going out for?" Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of...
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): (Ed is rehearsing what Ralph should do when he comes to his surprise party which is scheduled for tomorrow night. Ed...
"The Golfer": Ralph: "I got enough in me for the both of us." Alice: "You got enough EVERYTHING in you for the both of us." "Mama Loves Mambo": Carlos: "If...
I know it's late, but... (TV Land): TV-G All episodes are one hour long. Sat. Dec 11, 2004 5:00PM 001 - "Memorable TV Moments 100-81": Twenty moments over five...
"A Dog's Life": Alice: "Do you know that you Raccoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?" Ralph: "It turns out the Raccoons have more emergencies than...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "One hand washes the other while both hands wash the face." Ed: "Never mind that. Just give me some water. I know how to wash." ...
"The Deciding Vote": Ed: "I sure wish Trixie would make icing that tastes as good as this." Alice: "Icing? Ed, that's starch." Ed: "It is?" (Ed tastes it.) Ed:...
"Hot Dog Stand": Mr. Foster: "hat was your mother's maiden name Mr. Kramden?" Ralph: "Elizbeth Wharton." Mr. Foster: "Your mother's maiden name Mr. Norton?" ...
"Hero Part 1": (Ralph & Ed had a chicken fight. Ralph wants to stop, so he said "Fins." Ed: "Fins off." (Ed tries to have a chicken fight with Ralph and in the...
"The Next Champ": Alice: "I'm going to tell you something. If you paid just as much as attention to your job as you do with these crazy schemes, maybe you will...
"Principle of The Thing": Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are living off the fat of the land." Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the fat of the land." ...
Hope you are all well and are ready for the holidays!! I hope WB has a New Years Marathon.. If they don't I'm making my own.. hehehe Their not gonna spoil my...
Dear Haminahamina: I posted this information on the honeymooners.net message board earlier this month. Here is my message: "I called the station and the lady...
"Alice & The Blonde": Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know,...
"The People's Choice" (Color version): Ed (to police chief): "Are those stories from Dick Tracy actually taken from real police files?" Ralph: "What are you...
Hey Gannooch, Thanks for letting me know!! You made my day! LOL I can't wait *dances around the room* Glad the lady was nice to you on the phone!! hamina ... ...
I am watching an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond on WPIX and the episode is the one in which it is discovered that Ray kept a breakup old tape. Robert says...
Gannooch, I restore antique TVs and That show in particular reminds me of a 50s sitcom, especially when watched on an old Black and White set. I think it's a...
Dear Dave: You restore old black and white TV's? Wow! I saw some old B&W TV's down at Walt Disney World and while I saw them, I thought that the possibility...
"Oh My Aching Back": (Ralph attempts to stand up straight with his bad back. The way he's standing is terrible.) Ralph: "Does this look natural?" Ed: "Like the...
Gannooch, It is very possible to get them to work and work well. They used the exact same tv system we use now. Until HDTV, tv has been the same since the...
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