"On Stage": Ralph (reading the script with affected voice): "Come me my dear, look out there Racheal. Say 'yes' and all of that is yours.'" (Ralph, Ed & Alice...
(The Connecticut Sun beat the NY Liberty 61-51.) (Ralph just watched the highlights of the game at the Raccoon Lodge.) Ralph: "Hey Norton! The Liberty lost." ...
"Teamwork Beats The Clock": (Ralph wants to rehearse for the Beat The Clock game show to win the TV set. Alice doesn't want to rehearse any more.) Alice: "This...
"The Worry Wart": Ed: "When you go down to the IRS tomorrow, stand on the 18th Amendment." Ralph: "Stand on the 18th Amendment. You mean stand on the 5th ...
(The Connecticut Sun wins the Eastern Conference Finals 2 games to 0 by beating the NY Liberty 60-57.) (Ralph just watched the last few minutes of a game at a...
"The Worry Wart": Alice: "Ralph, you are not the first person to be investigated." Ed: "Yeah, the jails are full of them." "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph:...
"Cupid Part One": Herman: "I remember our class picture Ralph. You sat in the first row." Ed: "In the first row? He must have BEEN the first row." "Hero Part...
(The Minnesota Twins beat the NY Yankees 2-0.) (Ralph comes home from the game steaming mad.) Alice: "Ralph, what's the matter? Did the Yankees lose?" Ralph:...
"Oh My Aching Back": (Ed puts a lit match near the thermometer.) Ed: 'Hey Ralph, what is a normal temperature, around 98 isn't it?" Ralph: "98.6." Ed: "What...
(The NY Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 7-6.) "Hot Dog Stand": (Ralph wants the money to get the hot dog stand. ALice says no.) Ralph: "Will you let me have...
"Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "Nobody is 100%." Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time." "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "I'm not going to...
(The NY Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 8-4.) (Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the Raccoon Lodge.) Ralph: "Boy, what a scare. I thought that the Yankees...
"Flushing Ho": (Ed looks at the toaster.) Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil." Alice: "What does that mean?" Ed:...
(The NY Yankees win the ALDS 3 games to 1 by beating the Minnesota Twins 6-5.) (Ralph, Ed & Freddie Muller go to Ralph's apartment. It's 12am , Sunday...
"Songs & Witty Sayings Part 1": Ralph & Ed (sing loudly): "WELL, STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE DAY, IN THE MERRY, MERRY, MONTH OF MAY, I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE...
Just saw a commerical on TV Land advertising that the lost Love Letter sketch from 1954 will air on TV Land, Saturday, Oct. 16 at 8 PM Eastern. They are very...
What did Rita Weidermeyer call Bert as her pet name?..this has me baffled,please answer. ... From: gannooch2002 To: youreariot@yahoogroups.com Sent: Sunday,...
"Head of The House": Ralph: "There would be no America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus." Alice: "There would be no Christopher Columbus if it wasn't for...
"Brother-In-Law": (Ralph just explained his idea of buying that hotel in New Jersey.) Ralph: "I have friends that will give me all the money I want. One, two,...
TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. All...
(The NY Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox 3-1.) (Ralph comes home all happy.) Alice: "Ralph, tell me. Did the Yankees win again?" Ralph: "Sure they did. They...
"On Stage": Ed: "While I was in the Navy, I studied typing under the G.I. Bill and I happened to be the best in the class." Ralph: "Then why didn't you get a...
(TV Land may show the entire Jackie Gleason sho that originally included the 1954 "Love Letter" sketch or they will just show the sketch. Regardless, they will...
Hello Hamina and everyone else, Quick, Quick, TV Land is having a Premier broadcast of the Recently found lost Honeymooner's Episode "The Love Letter" NOW. I...
Hello All, I put that special on DVD for me. Maybe it will be on later. Soon it will be available on DVD at the store. "I got it, I got it. I'm really...
"The Worry Wart": Ralph: "Norton, you should have been with us at Fred's Landing. I thought I was going to die laughing when I saw Alice running away from that...
hamina:No I didn't die.. Steph: you mean NEVER? hamina: No I don't mean NEVER! LOL How is everyone?? I am so sorry for my lack of attendance here at the club....
(The NY Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox 19-8.) "The Golfer": Ralph: "How do you know so much about golf?" Ed: "I have been working in the sewer for 10 years....
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