"Funny Money": Ralph: "You know that I got to have the money! You know that all the members down there are my pals, my buddies, my friends - They'll throw me...
"Young At Heart": Wallace: "I got a frantic hot rod that is ready to perculate." Ralph: "Frantic hot rod that is ready to perculate?" Wallace: "Yeah man....
"Man In The Blue Suit": (Ralph and friends, including Ed and Sullivan play cards. Sullivan loses and leaves. He says that he is going to take the bus home. ...
"The Loudspeaker": (Ralph thinks he just got nominated Raccoon of The Year.) Ralph: "Alice, something happent to me today that is probably, and without a...
"Man In The Blue Suit": Ed: "Every time I play cards, I lose. Every single time then after when I get home, I tell Trixie I lost. She gets mad at me. She ...
All Classic 39 quotes from "Brother Ralph": #1 Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy. Put it there. Congratulations there." (shaking Ralph's hand): "Alice just told me the good...
"Oh My Aching Back": (Ed uses a lit match to read Ralph's temperature and because of that the temperature keeps rising in the thermometer.) Ed: "Ralph, what is...
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Ed: "You can't put a square box in a round hole." Ralph: "No? Then how did you get your head in your hat?" "Funny Money": Ralph:...
TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. All...
I'm a WomanMan seeking a ManWoman Enter city or ZIP Age: to Show only profiles with photos That BUM he finally showed up again!! LOL: welcome back. don't be...
oh, she's gone alright !!!! what's this bit with the man/woman seeking man/woman at the top of your message??? i hope all our members in the florida area are...
"Brother Ralph": Alice: "I haven't told my boss that I am married. They don't hire married women because they think that the husband may want her to quit." ...
"The Deciding Vote": (Ralph tries to work the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that that vaccum cleaner needs a drop of erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that...
OMG That's so funny I have no idea why that is at the top of my post!! It's must be an advertisement.. Yes all our prayers to all those of 9/11 I can't...
"Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "What is the first thing that a person does if they want to sell something?" Ed: "Well, they look up the name 'Ralph...
I WOULD SAY HELLO....JUST GOT MY POWER BACK ON AFTER 9 DAYS OF PURE HELL....I HAD SOME MINOR DAMAGE, BUT I GUESS I WAS VERY "LUCKY"....SOME AREAS WERE HIT VERY...
"Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Ed & Trixie enter the poolroom.) Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today." Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can...
"Something Fishy": Ralph (reading): "'In order for a man to be a Raccoon, a man must have a public school diploma, must pay $1.50 initiation fee and must have...
they took the 3AM honeymooners off. i knew this would happen when the war ended. now what am i gonna do at work?? nutsy's boss: i got a novel idea, how about...
"Young At Heart": Alice: "I want to do the things that youg people do. That is what keeps you young." Ralph: "You want to do the things that young people do?...
"Hello Mom": Ed: "Ralph, a three-letter word for exit." Ralph (yells): "OUT!" Ed: "Yes, that will work." Ralph (yells): "NOT THAT. GET OUT!" "Expectant Father"...
"Dinner Guest": (Freddie Muller, Ralph's boss, is visiting along with his wife.) Ralph (to Alice): "Why did you have to tell that joke? I must have a million...
"Mama Loves Mambo": Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman." Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'." ...
"Without Reservations": Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum." Alice: "What did you say?" Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum." ...
"Dial J For Janitor": Ralph (sarcastically explaining to Ed why his water pipes don't work): "I hope you realize that water always seeks it's level." Ed: "Yes,...
"The Loudspeaker": Ralph: "What silly lodge? There's nothing silly about the Raccoons Alice." Ed: "That's right Alice, there's nothing silly about that ...
"Cottage For Sale Part 1": Ralph: "I am not asking you for the money. The general is saying: 'Give it to me.'" (Ralph puts a bowl on Ralph's head like it was...
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