"The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you come down the street, there ain't no other side." "Oh...
Hamina, Where are you? Here we have about 5 feet of snow and in nearby Oswego, they have 8 feet of snow. It's so snowy I slipped and fell in front of the...
Hamina, Do you think it's snowy on Long Island? Take a look at the snow heree before you conclude that it's snowy there. I'll post more tomorrow if you want....
watch out for the elbows.. LOLOL Sorry I have not been on line. My daughter is really busy with school stuff on the computer and my husband is on vacation.. I...
"Man In The Blue Suit": Ralph: "I want you to know ALice that it was pretty lonely here without you." Trixie: "Oh Ed, why don't you talk to me like that?" Ed:...
Hamina, It's called "Lots of Snow" and it's the very last picture after the icicles. We're getting more snow tomorrow and Wednesday. They have already issued...
"A Promotion Part 1": (The apartment complex has no heat and it is very cold. Ralph wants to complain to the superintendent. When that falls on deaf ears, he ...
"The Next Champ": (Ed shots his cue ball into the rest of the pool balls. None go in the pockets of the pool table.) Ralph: "Nothing." Ed: "That's the way I...
"Brother Ralph": Alice: "I told my boss that I'm not married. That I live with my brother, so when he gets here tonight, you are my brother." (Ralph goes into...
Episode #88 TV: Half-hour. VCR: Attached to "The Safety Award." DVD: Attached to episodes #23 - #30 (or #31) of the classic 39 along with bonus features like...
"A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "I'm not going to die." Ed: "You mean never?" "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Trixie: "Ed, that's very...
"Hello Mom": Ralph: "There were plenty of girls that were crazy about me and you know it. As a matter of fact, when I went to the beach, they used to crowd all...
She probably packed up and moved to Florida..!! I hope she didnt do like Frank Brady...and joined the " Elks "!! Krammar: I cant believe Hamina just left the...
Hello All, No no, she wouldn't go to Florida because she got that question right. She doesn't heat her house with Coal or Oil. She uses gas. Dave......
It is possible that Hamina came down with a case of " cabin fever "..!! That comes from being cooped up all day looking at these 4 walls. Maybe she dosent want...
it's just been a crazy couple of weeks.. with the hubby home.. ya know I had to swap the deck and make sure the captian feels good. LOL I PROMISE things will...
dont you pay no attention to the MEN hamina. boy, theyre all alike, they push us around, treat us like workhorses. get my supper, put up a new picture, etc etc...
I NEVER stay home...even when I'm sick..!! Ya wanna know why..??!! Well I'll tell ya WHY...!!.........It's TO MUCH TROUBLE....THAT'S WHY...!! If I stay...
Sure..sure...It's easy for you to be Sir Galahad..!!! When you go to work you dont work...you dance. When I go to work I work....DIRTY WORK..!! Compare your...
"Hot Dog Stand": Alice: "We are saving that money for our old age. After all, you'll be glad when your 65 or 70 to have a nest egg." Ralph: "A nest egg? When...
I'll tell you one thing Dave....I used to be a regular " Clark Gable " before I joined this club..!! Krammar ... go to ... work....DIRTY ... put ... a...
Trixie's potato salad..?? I wouldnt give it to a dog..!! Here Dave...try some of this appetizer....Alice left it in the icebox..!! Krammar ... you ... get ... ...
Krammar, "Hey...This is dogfood!" Trivia Question: True or False: From the scene with Mr. Tebbits and Mr. Peck, you are able to determine which of them is Mr....
"Finders Keepers": (Ralph & Ed are wondering how to get some money.) Ed: "How about a reward?" Ralph: "A reward?" Ed: "Yeah, I was down at the post office the...
DOG FOOD..???!!...How could it be dog food...???!!... We dont even own a dog..!!!..........Boy jealousy sometimes....!!! Krammar ... are able to ... Peck. ... ...
"The $99,000 Answer": Ralph: "$600! Peanuts, peanuts. What am I gonna do with peanuts?" Alice: "Eat 'em, like any other elephant!" Credit for the top quote...