I might have known you'd show up, headaches and you go together.!
LOLOL

It's GOOD to see ya Great One!!

hamina

Shut up you trouble maker. LOL

Your FAVORITE sister Raccoon!

Starting RIGHT IN HUH?? no warming up in the bull pen or nothing??
LOL

YES a BIG WOOO WOOOO!! To all our members. Thanks everyone for
joining!!

hamina

"Norton Moves In":

Ralph: "They are going upstairs."

Alice: "They are staying here."

Ralph (yells): "THEY ARE GOING UPSTAIRS."

Alice: "They are going upstairs over my dead body."

Ralph: "DON'T TEMPT ME."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

Ralph: "I'm not giving her this, boy. It's the first chance I've had
any money of my own. You don't know what I have to go through when I
wanna get something. A couple of months ago I wanted to get a bowling
ball, you never saw such a riot take place. Arguing, screaming,
yelling, ranting and raving! I finally had to say to her, "Now look,
I'm the master of this house,..." (yells): "...GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR
THE BOWLING BALL!!" (normally): "Then about three weeks ago I wanted
to get a fishing rod, the same thing all over again. A couple of days
ago I wanted to get a wallet. She started in all night, all day, all
the next night and all the next day! I had to put my foot down again,
I said..." (yells): "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!" (normally): "This time I'm
keeping the money and I'm gonna get what I want, without any beefin'."

Ed: "What are you gonna get with it?"

Ralph: "A BOWLING BALL, A FISHING ROD, AND A WALLET!!!"
Credit for this quote goes to the Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot (when
it was called "youareariot.")

"Songs & Witty Sayings":

(Ralph is wrapping the blindfold around Ed's eyes. He then waves his
hand in front of his face.)

Ralph: "Can you see anything o' swami?"

Ed: "I CAN SEE NOTHING O' HONORABLE ASSISTANT EXCEPT FOR THE HAND
THAT IS WAVING IN FRONT OF MY FACE."

"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"):

Ralph: "What do you mean that I am no salesman? I'll have you know
that when I was six years old I sold more lemonade in front of my
house than any kid on the block!!"

Alice: "ALRIGHT RALPH, THEN I'LL MAKE A COMPROMISE WITH YOU! YOU STAY
WITH THE BUS COMPANY AND THE NEXT HOT DAY WE HAVE I'LL MAKE YOU A
GREAT BIG PITCHER OF LEMONADE AND YOU CAN STAND OUT IN FRONT OF THE
HOUSE AND SELL IT!!"

Credit for this quote goes to honeymooners. net. (I added a few words
to it.)

"The $99,000 Answer":

Alice: "If you play that piano, I will lose all of my respect of you."

Ralph: "Go ahead and play Norton, or you will ose my friendship."

Ed: "WELL, I AM IN A SPOT. IF I PLAY, I LOSE YOUR RESPECT. IF I DON'T
PLAY, I LOSE YOUR FRIENDSHIP. WHY OH WHY WAS I BLESSED WITH THIS
PRECIOUS TALENT?"

"The $99,000 Answer":

Ralph: "This time I am going to get my pot of gold."

Alice: "JUST GO FOR THE GOLD. YOU ALREADY HAVE GOT THE POT."

My quotes may not be 100% right. If a quote(s) isn't, then the quote
(s) are close.

SOME MEN ARE GONNA DO SOME DRINKIN.....dont know if this will work....its my
first email attempt to post a message.....not sure how this new system
works....just wanted to say hi....its good to see ya!......lol....jerry (the
general)    aka oldbuttercup


[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

Hi everyone! It took hard work to join back in, but I did it!
Miss you all. It's good ta see ya hamina (big slap on shoulder).

THE SWEET ONE :)

Thank you for your help haminahamina and krammar 47. I can now post
on Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot. As far as my TV schedule goes on this
message board, I say this: Credit to honeymooners.net., tvland.com.,
and zap2it.com.

Sorry! I forgot to psot this in my previous message. Even though it's
a day late, I figured every one would find this funny.

Alice: "Ralph, you don't know how to cook hamburgers and plus having
a barbeque on the top of the building is a bad idea."

Ralph: "Now there's a laugh. ALice, millions of parties take place on
top of places and plus I have all my friends to guide me through the
cooking."

Alice: "Ralph, the last time that happened, the NYFD had to come and
put out the fire."

Ralph: "That was a fluke. It will never happen again."

Alice: "Ralph, if you got through with this, you will have to deal
with not only me but a real fire."

Ralph: "I'll just have to take that chance."

(Everyone is on top of 328 Chauncey Street for the Memorial Day
barbeque.)

Ed: "I would like to have two chesseburgers Ralph."

Ralph: "Coming right up Norton."

Fred: "Ralph, I have to get some gas in my car on the way home. Can I
get some?"

Ralph: "I'll get it for you Fred."

(Ralph goes to get a gas container.)

Ed: "My god, I dropped my chesseburger."

(Ralph comes out with a full-open bucket of gas.)

Ralph: "Here you go Fred."

Ralph (tripping over Norton and letting the gas spill over the
burning barbeque grill, yells): "DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(The NYFD comes by and puts out the fire.)

Mr. Johnson: "So you did this Mr. Kramden. You and your wife are out
of this building."

Ed: "Ralph, I'm sorry to see you go. This is another plan of yours
that went up in shambeles."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

What do you think?

Memorial day!
Cast: Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton.
Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Rating: TV-G.

(WB11):

All times are Eastern.

Mon. Jun. 3, 2002 12:30AM 043 (CC) - *"Teamwork Beats the Clock":
Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return,
Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

*: This episode has been edited.

(TV Land):

Sun. Jun. 2, 2002 9:30AM  001 - "TV or Not TV": When Alice begs for a
television set, Ralph and Ed agree to split the cost and share the
set. But their friendship is jeopardized when they can't agree on a
program to watch.

Sun. Jun. 9, 2002 9:30AM  002 - "Funny Money": Finding a suitcase
crammed with $100 bills, Ralph goes on a huge spending spree that
continues merrily until he runs into the gang of counterfeiters that
crammed the suitcase.

Credit to zap2it.com., tvland.com., and honeymooners.net.

(To get parts 1-10, go to the message board on Honeymooners.net.)

(Part 11) (Th NJ Nets beat the Boston Celtics 104-97.)

(Ralph & Ed come home.)

Ralph (yells): "ALICE!"

Ed (yells): "HEY TRIXIE!"

Ralph (yells): "WE'RE HOME!"

(The audience applauds.)

Alice: "Ralph, how was the game?"

Ralph: "Boy, it was spectacular. Those Celtics may have the luck of
the irish, but they don't stand a chance against the Nets. The Nets
won."

Alice: "Boy, your happy."

Trixie: "And you are certainly in good spirits Ed."

Ed: "Those Nets are something. I can't believe it. One year, they are
the one of the worst teams in NBA history. Now, they rank as some of
the NBA eilte for 2002."

Ralph: "And beyond. The Nets rebounded just as good as the people of
New York cleaned up Ground Zero."

(The crowd applauds wildly.)

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY RALPH, SHUT UP! I WANTED TO
SEE THE CELTICS WIN! NOT THOSE LOUSY NETS!"

(Ralph gets the biggest super soaker that he has, goes to the window,
and douses McGarrity.)

Ralph (yells): "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET MCGARRITY!"

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN!"

(Ralph goes to the window and gets several pies in the face from
McGarrity.)

Ralph: "That McGarrity will get his."

Ed: "What are you going to do?"

Ralph: "I'm going to make sure he gets the proper punishment."

(Ralph goes upstairs and comes back down a while later sporting a
black eye from McGarrity.)

Ralph (to Alice, yells): "ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

(The end.)

(Part 12)

(The Boston Celtics beat the NJ Nets.)

Ralph: "Boy, this burns me up. This burns me up. Those Nets deserved
to win tonight. They lost because the Celtics cheated."

Alice: "How did they cheat Ralph? They did nothing illegal."

Ralph: "I'll tell you how they cheated. I'll tell you how they
cheated. I'll tell you how they cheated. They plainly cheated."

Alice: "Ralph, if you said that, then that must mean you can't tell
how they cheated."

Ralph: "This upsets me Alice. The Nets now have to beat Boston at the
FleetCenter. A place where the Celtics have won the last five times."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, how can the Celtics win in they played in they played
in a place called that used to be called Boston Garden?"

Ralph: "Norton, they tore down that place. They have made the Fleet
Center in 1998."

Ed: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Well, I hope that the Nets win. I hate those
Celtics."

Alice: "You see Ralph. Look at the glass half-full."

Ed: "Ralph, loves to look at the glass half-full. In fact, he loves
to look at a plate that is half-full and eat whatever that's on the
plate."

Ralph (yells): "I WISH THAT I CAN REMOVE ALL YOUR TEETH."

(Part 13)

(The Boston Celtics beat the NJ Nets 94-90.)

(Ralph come shome very steamed.)

Alice: "What's the matter Ralph?"

Ralph: "What's the matter? I'll tell you. The Nets just got beat by
Boston. This is just great. The Nets squandered a 20 plus lead."

Alice: "Ralph, they can still win the series. They have to win the
next three games before they lose two."

Ralph: "Oh sure. I saw the same ol' Nets tonight. The Nets that lose
most of the time. It's sickening."

(Ed comes in.)

Ed: "Hiya Alice & Ralph. Listen Ralph, do you wanna watch the Nets
game on Monday. I know that the Nets might lose. But, it's worth it."

Ralph: "Oh yeah. Well I am saying that the Nets will win. Those Nets
can't let those Celtics beat them."

Ed: "I hope the Celtics win."

Ralph: "What?"

Ed: "Trixie's a Celtics fan and I don't want to see her upset..."

Ralph (yells): "I'LL FORGET ABOUT WATCHING THE GAME WITH YOU.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT."

(Part 14)

(The NJ Nets beat the Boston Celtics 94-92.)

(Ralph & Ed are watching the game at the Racoon Lodge.)

Ed: "Boy Ralph, I tell you. Those nets better have the luck of the
irish if they lose tonight."

Ralph: "What do you mean? Those Nets are going to beat Boston. You
know, Boston isn't exactly a famous sports city. Their teams haven't
won a lot of titles."

Ed: "The Celtics have 16 NBA Championships. That's more than any
other team in the league."

Ralph: "What are you counting?"

Ed: "Those Nets have just won."

Ralph: "All right."

Fred Muller: "I was hoping for the Celtics to win."

Ralph: "Why?"

Fred Muller: "I was born in Boston and they have been my favorite
team."

Ralph: "Well, they are not going to win another NBA title."

Fred: "Why do you say that?"

Ralph: "Why do I say that? Why do I say that? Why do I say that?
Because I said so. That's why."

Fred: "You wanna start this right here?"

Ralph: "Sure."

Ed: "Hey, listen you guys. So what difference it makes if both of you
like different teams. This is America. A free country."

Ralph: "Your right. I'm sorry."

Fred: "Me too."

Ed: "That's great. I was hoping for the Celtics to win by the way."

Ralph: "That's okay. Pal O' mine."

Ed: "You're a sweet kid."

The end.

FINALLY I CAN POST MESSAGES!

"Something Fishy":

Ralph: "That fishing equipment will not do you one bit of good! What
do you know about fishing in the first place? When did you ever catch
anything?"

Alice: "15 YEARS AGO. I CAUGHT 300 POUNDS OF BLUBBER!"

Credit for this quote goes to honeymooners.net.

"The Loudspeaker":

Ralph: "You have no sense of humor."

Alice: "Oh yes I do. I married you, didn't I?"

"Stand-In For Murder":

(Ed is dancing to music with a bowl of plaster in his hands.)

Alice: "Stop that Ed. You're getting plaster all over the floor."

(Alice turns off the music.)

Ed: "You know something? Trixie, me, you, & Ralph should all go out
dancing one night."

Alice: "Ralph hates dancing."

Ed: "FORGET ABOUT HIM. JUST BRING THE BOWL."

"Norton Moves In":

Ralph: "You know what I'll do? I'll go upstairs and apologize. He
probably won't even speak to me but I'll apologize."

(Ed opens the door.)

Ed: "I FORGIVE YOU PAL."

"Norton Moves In":

(Ed and Ralph are sleeping on the same cot in the kitchen.)

Ed: "Ralph, I dropped the match in the bed. Ralph?"

(Ralph speaks gibberish.)

(Ralph feels the burning match.)

Ralph (yells): "YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "You think I won't tell ya? Is that what you think, that I
won't tell ya?"

Alice: "That's right o' Richard the Chicken-Hearted."

Ralph: "JUST FOR THAT, I WON'T TELL YOU."

My quotes may not be 100% right. If a quote(s) isn't, then the quote
(s) are close.

--- In youreariot@y..., "krammar47" <krammar47@h...> wrote:
> --- In youreariot@y..., "nozey01" <nozey01@y...> wrote:
> > --- In youreariot@y..., "lzaus" <lzaus@y...> wrote:
> > > What kind of Raccoon's and Raccoonette's are you guys.....no
more
> > > welcome back, just the friendly Raccoon salute will do.  So Woo
> Woo
> > to
> > > everyone and have a happy Memorial Weekend.  After a very
> difficult
> > > year, where many, all over the world, died unnecessarily, let's
> > pray
> > > for peace and harmony in the future
> > >
> > >
> > > PS.  What happens if I change the language and post in French.
Do
> > you
> > > fellow raccoons know french?
> >
> >
> >
> > All I know is.........LA PLUUUUUME........
>
>
> Thanks alot lzaus..!!
> You left me here to battle all these women all by myself...!!
> When I'm done with you ..you're gonna look like a piece of "French
> Cheesecloth"
>
> Krammar (The Great One)

I might of left you alone to battle these women, but you could take
them on with one hand tied behind your back, Krammar!!!!!

You are Nozey....NOZEY!  lol

And as fer speakin' French, lemme check by bad pernts...

KP'S BAD PERNTS:
1.  Can't Speak French!

There....are ya HAPPY now??

But I can speak Italian...."Semper Fadilis"!

HA!-HA!

--- In youreariot@y..., "nozey01" <nozey01@y...> wrote:
> --- In youreariot@y..., "lzaus" <lzaus@y...> wrote:
> > What kind of Raccoon's and Raccoonette's are you guys.....no more
> > welcome back, just the friendly Raccoon salute will do.  So Woo
Woo
> to
> > everyone and have a happy Memorial Weekend.  After a very
difficult
> > year, where many, all over the world, died unnecessarily, let's
> pray
> > for peace and harmony in the future
> >
> >
> > PS.  What happens if I change the language and post in French. Do
> you
> > fellow raccoons know french?
>
>
>
> All I know is.........LA PLUUUUUME........

You're very welcome, Ceal...Happy to be aboard again!  Of course I
couldn't jern under good ol' kpstaffing....NO....(BANG-ZOOM to
Yahoo!) so I re-re-re-jerned under kpstaffing2 - there's more than
one way to skin a cat.

I can't tell you how happy I am that you've cooooommmme ba-ack!
There's only one word I can use to describe this place......"SUAVE"!

HA!-HA!
Kim :)

--- In youreariot@y..., "haminahamina" <haminahamina@y...> wrote:
> Thanks for re-joining.
>
> hamina

But you are the CHAMP!!!!!!!
What am I a CAT or somethin'..???

Krammar STILL(The Great One)

--- In youreariot@y..., "triviaqueen2" <scioffi@h...> wrote:
> hey girl, how are you doing. its good to see ya!!!!


It's good ta see you too, TQ2! How have you been?

--- In youreariot@y..., "krammar47" <krammar47@h...> wrote:
> --- In youreariot@y..., "nozey01" <nozey01@y...> wrote:
> > --- In youreariot@y..., "lzaus" <lzaus@y...> wrote:
> > > What kind of Raccoon's and Raccoonette's are you guys.....no
more
> > > welcome back, just the friendly Raccoon salute will do.  So Woo
> Woo
> > to
> > > everyone and have a happy Memorial Weekend.  After a very
> difficult
> > > year, where many, all over the world, died unnecessarily, let's
> > pray
> > > for peace and harmony in the future
> > >
> > >
> > > PS.  What happens if I change the language and post in French.
Do
> > you
> > > fellow raccoons know french?
> >
> >
> >
> > All I know is.........LA PLUUUUUME........
>
>
> Thanks alot lzaus..!!
> You left me here to battle all these women all by myself...!!
> When I'm done with you ..you're gonna look like a piece of "French
> Cheesecloth"
>
> Krammar (The Great One)


I SEE SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE......How is everyone???  Oh how I
missed you all while I was gone!!! (oh, I'm gone all right!!! )

I knew you were bluffin......you're a blufferin' bluffin' bluff
bluff......bluff

--- In youreariot@y..., "nozey01" <nozey01@y...> wrote:
> --- In youreariot@y..., "lzaus" <lzaus@y...> wrote:
> > What kind of Raccoon's and Raccoonette's are you guys.....no more
> > welcome back, just the friendly Raccoon salute will do.  So Woo
Woo
> to
> > everyone and have a happy Memorial Weekend.  After a very
difficult
> > year, where many, all over the world, died unnecessarily, let's
> pray
> > for peace and harmony in the future
> >
> >
> > PS.  What happens if I change the language and post in French. Do
> you
> > fellow raccoons know french?
>
>
>
> All I know is.........LA PLUUUUUME........


Thanks alot lzaus..!!
You left me here to battle all these women all by myself...!!
When I'm done with you ..you're gonna look like a piece of "French
Cheesecloth"

Krammar (The Great One)

So you thought you could just disband the club and The Great One
would just go away...??? HAR-HAR-HARDY-HAR-HAR!!!!
Lets get one thing straight around here!!
A man's home is his castle!!
And in that castle...I am King!!
I am king of my castle!!!
KING!!!!..KING OF MY CASTLE!!!

Krammar(The Great One)

--- In youreariot@y..., "lzaus" <lzaus@y...> wrote:
> What kind of Raccoon's and Raccoonette's are you guys.....no more
> welcome back, just the friendly Raccoon salute will do.  So Woo Woo
to
> everyone and have a happy Memorial Weekend.  After a very difficult
> year, where many, all over the world, died unnecessarily, let's
pray
> for peace and harmony in the future
>
>
> PS.  What happens if I change the language and post in French. Do
you
> fellow raccoons know french?



All I know is.........LA PLUUUUUME........

What kind of Raccoon's and Raccoonette's are you guys.....no more
welcome back, just the friendly Raccoon salute will do.  So Woo Woo to
everyone and have a happy Memorial Weekend.  After a very difficult
year, where many, all over the world, died unnecessarily, let's pray
for peace and harmony in the future


PS.  What happens if I change the language and post in French. Do you
fellow raccoons know french?

Thanks for re-joining.

hamina

I came back to my sences lil lu lu, huh??? Oh would I like to belt you just ONCE!!  hehehe

You see sister Raccoon you had so much trouble cause I put the wammy on you. Now watch out in the future! LOL

Woo Woo!!

Sister Raccoon..... Ceal :)

You Are A Riot . Yahoo Club:  http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/youareariot

My Home Page: http://www.haminahamina.com

Welcome Back!!

What took ya so long?? LOL My sister was having a lot of trouble too and poor Gannooch can't seem to get in. Boy, Yahoo needs a one way trip to the MOON for sure. Thanks for going through all this trouble to re join.

hamina

Woo Woo!!

Sister Raccoon..... Ceal :)

You Are A Riot . Yahoo Club:  http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/youareariot

My Home Page: http://www.haminahamina.com

hey girl, how are you doing. its good to see ya!!!!

I agree TQ2, it was tough getting in here!!! I ended up leaving the
group and rejoining...it took me forever! I wonder who designed these
Yahoo Groups...must be one of those nuts***

well, its good to see you all again! WOO WOO!

Sister Raccoon, I'm glad you came back to your senses LiL LuuLuu

and let me tell you....what trouble i had getting back in here. i
think the requirements for this group are too tough. izaus, glad to
see you and mom made parole.

Now let me.... straighten ... you out ... about something! LOLOL

Thanks for joining Brother Raccoon. I can see you're never gone change. You gonna be the same old way, Lzaus! LOL

Have a great holiday weekend,

hamina

Let's get something straight.....I look at this as a new start to an
old club....so do the right thing and make me Raccoon of the month.
Just a warning, anyone who votes against me is going to meet me at
Kelsey's gym, and you better show up, I know where you live.

Mom says hello....she got a new boyfriend, she hasn't introduced me
yet, she said I can meet him next week at his high school graduation.