Alright, alright! In this house we like people to fear us for our names. The red-eyed harlequin toad, for example - the very name strikes fear into the hearts...
Hi there me pommie local matey :-) How art thou? Just seein' if you're still around, hope you're still breathing..bye for now, lots'o'love, Spiny x. (The...
Well now I'm not too sure what to call you, hmmm I think I'll call you Meaty until Biscuit comes back...mmm the labyrinth loving Meaty,no no it will not do i ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Damn, you haven't put your email address up so I can't send you a scary e-card. I thought being sent a card by a complete stranger who...
Happy Birthday, Pam! Did you have a groovily egregious day?<br><br>By the way - you are quite welcome to forget that I ever mentioned Labyrinth if you like!...
I found this quote from Charlie Higson on the beeb's website. "People seem to have enjoyed the appearance by Mark and Steve out of the League of Gentlemen, and...
Hey Penny, e-cards accepted fron unhinged people or things only eg doors, my friend dave, anyone else who feels they meet this description. The address is ...
She covets the precious things!<br><br>"Don't listen to her, Biscuit - her mind has been warped by sounds, colours and.....shapes."<br><br>This is a local shop...
Series 3 is going to be filmed in a castle in Scotland<br>I don't know which one though, can anybody enlighten me further??<br>Also Reece is a sex god!...
I feel sorry for Reece. Fine mind and all people can admire is his bod. Admittedly, what a bod...but this peeves me. Gatiss is GOD. Final word on the ...
Having just watched the wicker man which was excellant and had a very weird moment in it when christopher lee said ' you did beautifully! ' which could have...
A while ago Maz mnetioned that in The Devil of Winterbourne video (written by Mark), Reece inadvertently flashes his nether regions. Now in the interests of...
Thank you to those unhinged people who sent me birthday greetings. Penny & Loozle I hope you like your poems.<br><br> BUT enough of the being nice, some one...
Please dont start all this again... forget it completely until it is on the tele when u will all c the truth... 4 I am not at liberty 2 say!! But dont hate...
...R-rocket leaves? Um - I think I ate them. Well, when you welcomed me into the club, I thought it'd be alright...I'm vegetarian, for Tubb's sake, I can't eat...