Hi Net, welcome to the GG Mansion.

Feel free to wander round and make yourself at home.

The dorm is up the stairs and turn right. (Turn left and you'll be in
the Guy Wing - sorry, strictly off-limits without a pass, signed in
triplicate by the Warden.)

Once you've reserved your bunk, check out the Media Room (previously
the Map Room - until WE took it over to run GG 24/7 on the big screen
tv).

Then there's the Library, run by our able FF Librarian, Densie, and a
very well-stocked gallery (see links <--- over there).

I wouldn't recommend you investigate the secret passages just yet -
Pilot's been lost down there for about 2 years now, only popping her
head out when she smells fresh muffins or chocolate cake.

Speaking of muffins - head through the door under the stairs and come
on down the kitchen for coffee/tea and muffins. If our in-mates
aren't in asleep in the dorm, or in the Media Room, they're usually
down here trying to con me out of my freshly-baked goodies.

Hope to seeya soon.

Saler - HMLO and OIC DUC