Well, I'm sure mentioning "Gabe", or "Gabriel" for that matter, would
be more effective in terms of making me go red... :P

Anyways, yes, please get him stranded there, good lord, he has been
fattening himself up these past couple of months! I want Carl to look
at him, and say to himself, privately, of course, " Damn, shouldn't
have picked on Brandon. Now look at him, the star of what was
supposed to be MY show. "

About the Brandonquintonhottie, yes, I think hes pretty much the one.
No profiles that match exactly ( just wrote male ), confident
nickname, and, besides all that, he wrote about his film, advocate
cover, calendar, etc. way before any news came out.

that has got to be him.

i thought of sending him an email, only, well, I don't really know
what to say.