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From: <victoria1380@...>
To: "Vince" <vmgonsk92@...>, "Paula" <mrspbrown@...>,
"Maurice" <ldyhawkem@...>, "Marcy Walsh" <mwreffle@...>, "Tony
Tyner" <tonytyner@...>, "Jerry Reeve" <jerrybluesky@...>, "Lisa
Adams-Reeve" <lisalotus99@...>
Subject: My name is Goober GizzardSprinkles!!!!!!
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2006 00:12:53 +0000
> A BIT OF FUN
>
>
> My new name is in the subject line, so don't laugh until you find
out
> what your new name is.
>
>
> We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Send
> it on and include the person that sent it to you.
>
>
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
> silliness
> to break up the day. Here is your dose of humor...
>
>
> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward
> it
> to friends and family and co-workers.
>
>
> Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
> they know you participated.
>
>
> The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
Underpants
> And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
> the
> evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
>
> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first
> name:
>
>
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> i = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
>
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half
> of your new last name:
>
>
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barfy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = hubble
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
>
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half
> of your new last name:
>
>
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
>
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
> Now when you SEND THIS ON ...use your new name as the subject. And
> remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
> laugh
> an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

My new name is in the subject line, so don't laugh until you find out what your new name is.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Send it on and include the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness

to break up the day. Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it

to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so

they know you participated.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants

And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the

evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barfy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half

of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON ...use your new name as the subject. And

remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh

an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.