At work a group of us guys were noticing a very ugly pregnant woman. My
fellows were aghast; wondering who on earth would do the deed. I
reminded them that if it has a vagina a penis will likely find it. That
is a rule of nature. Think about all the places penis' have been
caught: pool filters, vacuum cleaners, knotholes, farm animals-
certainly worse places than on an ugly woman's body. It may not be the
woman herself; if vaginas floated freely and independently of a woman's
body some men would be chasing them with their pants down and thrusting
their stiff members in the direction of freely floating vaginas in
hopes of spearing one of them over and over again. If a cactus had a
vagina you would surely find men in the hospital with doctors pulling
cactus needles out of their schlongs.