Okay, so I'm sitting down at the table to eat my breakfast. Pillsbury
Buttermilk waffles and what do I see but the doughboy image imprinted
into my waffle! Looking down at image.
Image looking back up at me.
Looking down at image.
Image looking up at me.
"Hey! Hey! I'm not fat GOD DAMMIT!"

Nothing like eating waffles smothered in butter and syrup and then
the doughboy image appears. Why doesn't Pillsbury just send me a
latter telling me I'm fat! Only fatasses like me eat waffles
smothered in syrup regularly!
You know that when people see images in things its like a message.
Like when Mary or Jesus appears in some fatasses armpit sweat stain.
My image is a doughboy! How am I supposed to interpret that?!? The
doughboy can only mean one thing! But, "Hey! Hey! I'm not fat GOD
DAMMIT!"

Bad marketing move by Pillsbury. Get that image off the waffle you
fools! You can leave him on the package becaue there he is
delightful, there he is harmless. But put him on the waffle and its
like, "Hey Doughboy! Why don't you stuff another waffle into your fat
face!"