Since South Park covers this issue of kids ripping on each other lets
hear your most ripping moments-others and to oneself.

One painful moment for me was when I developed this rash on my face.
One side of my face blew up for no good reason. Of course I didn't want
to go to school but my mom would have none of that. I was dreading the
whole school day. My friends got an early start on the festivities by
using the Elephant man movie and comparing me to him. Of course the
famous line came up, "I am a man! Not an animal!" All I could do was
take it. Combine that with my mom's crooked haircuts and you have rip
city. It sure sucked not having a job and one's own money to pay for
someone who knew what they were doing with a clippers.

Don't get me wrong though. I had my share of rips on other people-many
of them I regret because they were so cruel.

Anyone still carrying scars can feel free to let me be Mr Mackey for
them. " Now we just have to dig into your past a little and find out
what's troubling you M'Kay."