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- This Reality Show info is about a Movie / Car Contest.
- There is absolutely NOTHING to buy.
- We don’t even want your e-mail address.
- Promise!
All 13 of the brand-new sports cars featured in the giga-blockbuster movie, "STRAIGHTHEADS,” will be given away to participating contestants.
These include: the Aston Martin Vanquish, the Bentley Azure Convertible Mulliner, the BMW Z8, the Bugatti Veyron, the Ferrari Enzo Coupe, the Ferrari 575 M Maranello, the Jaguar XKR 100 Coupe, the Lamborghini Murciélago, the Maybach 62, the Mercedes-Benz CL 600, the Porsche GT2, the Rolls-Royce 100EX, and the Saleen S7. The official contest rules are specified below, but first some quick background.
"STRAIGHTHEADS,” directed by "the Steven Spielberg of the United Kingdom", Dan Reed, as the new sequel to The X-Files original movie will also double as the new sequel to the Sin City original movie, both combined – a first in cinematic history – and, at $313 million (US), is the most expensive movie ever made ( a heftier price tag than November's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and
half-again as costly as last month's King Kong ).
Gillian Anderson, who will come back as the drop-dead-gorgeous, crimson-coiffed “Dana Scully”, is being paid a world-record of $30 million PLUS a $7 million signing bonus. Showing her commitment to the demanding role, Ms Anderson
As her way of earning every penny of that $37 million, Ms Anderson will NOT be deferring to body-doubles in the film's three separate hardcore-sex scenes. So as to ensure an intense perspective of realism in the film, she has insisted on performing the scorching sex acts herself. Such unflagging professionalism is rare today in the business of show.
Also starring will be the Playboy babes Carmen Electra of Baywatch and Torrie Wilson of World Wrestling Entertainment.
Also returning are the handsome hunks David Duchovny, who will play a silver-haired “Fox Mulder”, and Mitch Pileggi, who will be the new intelligence czar, this time totally bald.
The Screenplay on which this new movie is based is titled, “SEX, COMEDY, MYSTERIES & MORE SEX." It has already been uploaded into the very top of the
FILES sections of thousands of Yahoo! Groups.
THIS SCREENPLAY IS IMPORTANT. IT HAS TO DO WITH THE CAR CONTEST. 
The Yahoo! Groups where you can find this Screenplay are those dedicated to the following:
Gillian AndersonDana ScullyX-FilesCarmen ElectraTorrie WilsonPatricia HeatonJulia Louis-DreyfusDavid DuchovnyMitch PileggiUFOsGovernment ConspiraciesFan Fiction
Take your pick. Your group of choice awaits you uploaded with the Screenplay of your destiny.
All right. Enough with the background info. Here are The Official Rules to the Contest:
- Go to the Yahoo! Group of your choice, as given in the list above. ( Joining the Groups, of course, is totally free. Most of you already know that. )
- Go to the top of the FILES section.
- Download and Print the free Microsoft Word version of the screenplay, “SEX, COMEDY, MYSTERIES & MORE SEX.” ( The non-illustrated Text File version is also available, but it does NOT qualify for this Contest. ) If the file is missing, search through a few other Yahoo! groups. It'll be there. You'll find it. Promise.
As proof that you followed these directions, mail the FIRST EIGHT ( 8 ) PAGES of the MS Word document version , along with a Stamped, Self-Addressed ( a P.O. Box address is okay and folding the pages is also okay ) Envelope to:
“The Forbidden File”
P.O. Box 188
Don’t wait. Do it as soon as you can. Instead of a time deadline, there is a Quantity Deadline. That is, only the first 313 entries will be considered eligible. So, send in the printed copies of your EIGHT downloaded
pages as soon as possible. After the 313th entry, everything received will be returned to the sender unopened. No exceptions, no excuses.
Of the contestants who correctly follow these instructions, 13 will be chosen at random and will be given tickets ( movie / airplane / hotel / restaurant ) to attend the world premiere of Gillian Anderson’s new giga-blockbuster, "STRAIGHTHEADS.”
At this world premiere, during ceremonies in front of the celebrity-packed audience, the 13 winners will also be presented with the keys to their very own sports cars and will also be given All-Access Passes to the celebrity party which will follow later that evening.
Good luck one and all.
( A very short excerpt of “SEX, COMEDY, MYSTERIES & MORE SEX” follows in [Part 2] in a separate e-mail, for those who would like a sneak-peek of "STRAIGHTHEADS.” )
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