In a message dated 7/12/00 3:50:53 PM Central Daylight Time,
myoboe@... writes:

<< Wakes up runs to a window and watches the Starbug disappear

  I think I'll go and look through the crew's storage lockers....anyone want
  to come?  Good stuff is waiting to be found.

  Turns and trips over a scutter. Watches it give a hand signal.

  Christa >>

  Walks through the wall wearing a black robe and a death mask, a mysterious
stranger walks over to Christa and whispers, "Boo."

Wakes up runs to a window and watches the Starbug disappear

I think I'll go and look through the crew's storage lockers....anyone want
to come?  Good stuff is waiting to be found.

Turns and trips over a scutter. Watches it give a hand signal.

Christa

>**shakes Christa and tries to wake her up...
>   **Is leaving for a short vacation and will be back in about a week...I
>cleaned up C deck and everything so there is no work for you unless you
>wanna clean behind Holly...eck..I ain't doing it...**waves bye bye to
>everyone...CHLOE
>
>
> >From: "Christa White" <myoboe@...>
> >Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> >To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [red-dwarf] KNOCK POUND POUND
> >Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 23:06:43 CDT
> >
> >
> >Strolls in after the chug snoogle ping wakes me
> >
> >The salad dressing is chilling in the refrigerator. Sure I'll try a
> >curry....I have no idea what it is but I'll try one.
> >
> >Falls asleep at the table
> >
> >Christa
> >
> >
> > >**pops back in after taking a long walk on C deck for awhile...dinner?
> > >ummm...I will have a salad with some of that warm salad cream and maybe
> > >some
> > >curry...anyone care to join me?...bubble bathe afterwards....ok?
>**waits
> > >for
> > >someone to pop up**  ~~CHLOE
> > >

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**shakes Christa and tries to wake her up...
   **Is leaving for a short vacation and will be back in about a week...I
cleaned up C deck and everything so there is no work for you unless you
wanna clean behind Holly...eck..I ain't doing it...**waves bye bye to
everyone...CHLOE


>From: "Christa White" <myoboe@...>
>Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>Subject: Re: [red-dwarf] KNOCK POUND POUND
>Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 23:06:43 CDT
>
>
>Strolls in after the chug snoogle ping wakes me
>
>The salad dressing is chilling in the refrigerator. Sure I'll try a
>curry....I have no idea what it is but I'll try one.
>
>Falls asleep at the table
>
>Christa
>
>
> >**pops back in after taking a long walk on C deck for awhile...dinner?
> >ummm...I will have a salad with some of that warm salad cream and maybe
> >some
> >curry...anyone care to join me?...bubble bathe afterwards....ok? **waits
> >for
> >someone to pop up**  ~~CHLOE
> >
> >
> > >From: "Christa White" <myoboe@...>
> > >Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> > >To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> > >Subject: Re: [red-dwarf] KNOCK POUND POUND
> > >Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 02:29:20 CDT
> > >
> > >G Let me rephrase that. What did you have for dinner?  Oh smeg, why do
>I
> > >even care. Christa
> > >
> > >
> > > >Okay how about dinner.
> > > >Christa
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >At 16:34 11/07/00, you wrote:
> > > > > >Turns around.
> > > > > >Oh good somebodys here.  It's been soo quiet not even scutters
>can
> >be
> > > > >heard.
> > > > > >   Every once in a while it's nice to pop in and yell... sooo
> >what's
> > > >up?
> > > > >Say
> > > > > >anything anything at all, tell me what you had for lunch....do
>want
> > > > >toast, a
> > > > > >begal....
> > > > >
> > > > >I didn't have lunch :(
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Scutter
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
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Strolls in after the chug snoogle ping wakes me

The salad dressing is chilling in the refrigerator. Sure I'll try a
curry....I have no idea what it is but I'll try one.

Falls asleep at the table

Christa


>**pops back in after taking a long walk on C deck for awhile...dinner?
>ummm...I will have a salad with some of that warm salad cream and maybe
>some
>curry...anyone care to join me?...bubble bathe afterwards....ok? **waits
>for
>someone to pop up**  ~~CHLOE
>
>
> >From: "Christa White" <myoboe@...>
> >Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> >To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [red-dwarf] KNOCK POUND POUND
> >Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 02:29:20 CDT
> >
> >G Let me rephrase that. What did you have for dinner?  Oh smeg, why do I
> >even care. Christa
> >
> >
> > >Okay how about dinner.
> > >Christa
> > >
> > >
> > > >At 16:34 11/07/00, you wrote:
> > > > >Turns around.
> > > > >Oh good somebodys here.  It's been soo quiet not even scutters can
>be
> > > >heard.
> > > > >   Every once in a while it's nice to pop in and yell... sooo
>what's
> > >up?
> > > >Say
> > > > >anything anything at all, tell me what you had for lunch....do want
> > > >toast, a
> > > > >begal....
> > > >
> > > >I didn't have lunch :(
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Scutter
> > > >
> > >
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**pops back in after taking a long walk on C deck for awhile...dinner?
ummm...I will have a salad with some of that warm salad cream and maybe some
curry...anyone care to join me?...bubble bathe afterwards....ok? **waits for
someone to pop up**  ~~CHLOE


>From: "Christa White" <myoboe@...>
>Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>Subject: Re: [red-dwarf] KNOCK POUND POUND
>Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 02:29:20 CDT
>
>G Let me rephrase that. What did you have for dinner?  Oh smeg, why do I
>even care. Christa
>
>
> >Okay how about dinner.
> >Christa
> >
> >
> > >At 16:34 11/07/00, you wrote:
> > > >Turns around.
> > > >Oh good somebodys here.  It's been soo quiet not even scutters can be
> > >heard.
> > > >   Every once in a while it's nice to pop in and yell... sooo what's
> >up?
> > >Say
> > > >anything anything at all, tell me what you had for lunch....do want
> > >toast, a
> > > >begal....
> > >
> > >I didn't have lunch :(
> > >
> > >
> > >Scutter
> > >
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G Let me rephrase that. What did you have for dinner?  Oh smeg, why do I
even care. Christa


>Okay how about dinner.
>Christa
>
>
> >At 16:34 11/07/00, you wrote:
> > >Turns around.
> > >Oh good somebodys here.  It's been soo quiet not even scutters can be
> >heard.
> > >   Every once in a while it's nice to pop in and yell... sooo what's
>up?
> >Say
> > >anything anything at all, tell me what you had for lunch....do want
> >toast, a
> > >begal....
> >
> >I didn't have lunch :(
> >
> >
> >Scutter
> >
>
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Okay how about dinner.
Christa


>At 16:34 11/07/00, you wrote:
> >Turns around.
> >Oh good somebodys here.  It's been soo quiet not even scutters can be
>heard.
> >   Every once in a while it's nice to pop in and yell... sooo what's up?
>Say
> >anything anything at all, tell me what you had for lunch....do want
>toast, a
> >begal....
>
>I didn't have lunch :(
>
>
>Scutter
>

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At 16:34 11/07/00, you wrote:
>Turns around.
>Oh good somebodys here.  It's been soo quiet not even scutters can be heard.
>   Every once in a while it's nice to pop in and yell... sooo what's up? Say
>anything anything at all, tell me what you had for lunch....do want toast, a
>begal....

I didn't have lunch :(


Scutter

Turns around.
Oh good somebodys here.  It's been soo quiet not even scutters can be heard.
   Every once in a while it's nice to pop in and yell... sooo what's up? Say
anything anything at all, tell me what you had for lunch....do want toast, a
begal....
begins to mutter quietly to herself
Christa

>Opens door screams out hey hey you come back now....hey hey I can see
>you....hellooo....I am here....come back....CLHOE
>
>
> >From: myoboe@...
> >Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> >To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> >Subject: [red-dwarf] KNOCK POUND POUND
> >Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 22:18:32 -0000
> >
> >Slowly opens door. Pokes head in.
> >Anyone here,anyone at all. Say something if you're alive.....or have
> >your tarantula do the talking if your body can't make it to the
> >computer.
> >Quickly shuts door.
> >C
> >
>
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Opens door screams out hey hey you come back now....hey hey I can see
you....hellooo....I am here....come back....CLHOE


>From: myoboe@...
>Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>Subject: [red-dwarf] KNOCK POUND POUND
>Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 22:18:32 -0000
>
>Slowly opens door. Pokes head in.
>Anyone here,anyone at all. Say something if you're alive.....or have
>your tarantula do the talking if your body can't make it to the
>computer.
>Quickly shuts door.
>C
>

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I believe that was taranSHula!

Scutter

At 08:18 11/07/00, you wrote:
>Slowly opens door. Pokes head in.
>Anyone here,anyone at all. Say something if you're alive.....or have
>your tarantula do the talking if your body can't make it to the
>computer.
>Quickly shuts door.
>C
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Slowly opens door. Pokes head in.
Anyone here,anyone at all. Say something if you're alive.....or have
your tarantula do the talking if your body can't make it to the
computer.
Quickly shuts door.
C

Yesterday perfect day in Texas....weather's perfect in the high 80's but
with a cooling breeze, last day of summer school,....then I get a speeding
ticket ;(
Found The Red Dwarf homepage @ http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/ and read a very
helpful chat with Criag Charles.  Finally learned where all of the new
episodes are at.


>gotta talking toaster... his name is Fred... anyways what's up Christa?
>Anything exciting going on?
>
>                 ...Willow
>
>
> >From: "Christa White" <myoboe@...>
> >Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> >To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
> >Subject: Re: [red-dwarf] Smeggin' Hell-o-
> >Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 20:43:41 CDT
> >
> >Hello... Christa here, waiting  watching, and thinking about talking
> >toasters.......
> >
> >
> > >Hey guys... are ya'll around? Just thought I'd pop in and say
> > >hello.... til tomorrow smeggin' g'night.... CHLOE
> > >
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gotta talking toaster... his name is Fred... anyways what's up Christa?
Anything exciting going on?

                 ...Willow


>From: "Christa White" <myoboe@...>
>Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>Subject: Re: [red-dwarf] Smeggin' Hell-o-
>Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 20:43:41 CDT
>
>Hello... Christa here, waiting  watching, and thinking about talking
>toasters.......
>
>
> >Hey guys... are ya'll around? Just thought I'd pop in and say
> >hello.... til tomorrow smeggin' g'night.... CHLOE
> >
>
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Hello... Christa here, waiting  watching, and thinking about talking
toasters.......


>Hey guys... are ya'll around? Just thought I'd pop in and say
>hello.... til tomorrow smeggin' g'night.... CHLOE
>

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Hey guys... are ya'll around? Just thought I'd pop in and say
hello.... til tomorrow smeggin' g'night.... CHLOE

those bookstores should be shot. the whole store. i work in one and i make
sure we always have at least one copy of each in stock, including the
revised programme guide and even obscure things like therapy and how to
aviod it by robert llewellyn and nigel planer. ok, i'm sad. hehee
flynn


>From: "Christa White" <myoboe@...>
>Reply-To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>To: red-dwarf@egroups.com
>Subject: Re:Re: [red-dwarf] Help
>Date: Wed, 07 Jun 2000 22:35:33 CDT
>
>
>
>Thanks for the review.  I'm definitly going to try to read Backwards and
>Last Human.  The real fun will be trying to find them.  I've been to four
>bookstores so far and only found the first two books, which I've read
>dozens
>of times.
>
>I expected for the two newer books to be less than the first two.  The
>first
>season was the best and the first book reflected its greatness.
>
>Thanks,
>C
>
> >
> > >I recently signed up to this red-dwarf list.  Naturally, I looked at
> > >the archieve.  To my amazement I discovered that there were 2 Red
> > >Dwarf books that I have seen or heard of.   Can y'all please tell me
> > >anything, anything at all about Backwards and Last Human?
> >
> >
> >Ok, Backwards is an extension of that episode, essentially.  It is quite
> >funny (duh:-) and reasonably well written.  There are those two scenes
>with
> >the Cat (all I have to do now to have my friend rolling on the ground is
> >say
> >"Sharp, pointed hooks?"), but most of it refrains from toilet humor.
> >I don't remember quite so much about the Last Human.  It was the crew
> >travelling around and there was the Rimmer Park...There were several
> >episodes worked into it, I think, but I read it during exams, so...
> >Definitely get Backwards and if you have a spare moment get the Last
>Human
> >too.  Neither were as good as the first two, but they were both good.
> >
> >Beth
> >
> >----
> >"It's not my fault I'm bigger and stronger than you.  I don't even
> >exercise."
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Thanks for the review.  I'm definitly going to try to read Backwards and
Last Human.  The real fun will be trying to find them.  I've been to four
bookstores so far and only found the first two books, which I've read dozens
of times.

I expected for the two newer books to be less than the first two.  The first
season was the best and the first book reflected its greatness.

Thanks,
C

>
> >I recently signed up to this red-dwarf list.  Naturally, I looked at
> >the archieve.  To my amazement I discovered that there were 2 Red
> >Dwarf books that I have seen or heard of.   Can y'all please tell me
> >anything, anything at all about Backwards and Last Human?
>
>
>Ok, Backwards is an extension of that episode, essentially.  It is quite
>funny (duh:-) and reasonably well written.  There are those two scenes with
>the Cat (all I have to do now to have my friend rolling on the ground is
>say
>"Sharp, pointed hooks?"), but most of it refrains from toilet humor.
>I don't remember quite so much about the Last Human.  It was the crew
>travelling around and there was the Rimmer Park...There were several
>episodes worked into it, I think, but I read it during exams, so...
>Definitely get Backwards and if you have a spare moment get the Last Human
>too.  Neither were as good as the first two, but they were both good.
>
>Beth
>
>----
>"It's not my fault I'm bigger and stronger than you.  I don't even
>exercise."
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>I recently signed up to this red-dwarf list.  Naturally, I looked at
>the archieve.  To my amazement I discovered that there were 2 Red
>Dwarf books that I have seen or heard of.   Can y'all please tell me
>anything, anything at all about Backwards and Last Human?


Ok, Backwards is an extension of that episode, essentially.  It is quite
funny (duh:-) and reasonably well written.  There are those two scenes with
the Cat (all I have to do now to have my friend rolling on the ground is say
"Sharp, pointed hooks?"), but most of it refrains from toilet humor.
I don't remember quite so much about the Last Human.  It was the crew
travelling around and there was the Rimmer Park...There were several
episodes worked into it, I think, but I read it during exams, so...
Definitely get Backwards and if you have a spare moment get the Last Human
too.  Neither were as good as the first two, but they were both good.

Beth

----
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exercise."
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Sorry about waking y'all up.

I recently signed up to this red-dwarf list.  Naturally, I looked at
the archieve.  To my amazement I discovered that there were 2 Red
Dwarf books that I have seen or heard of.   Can y'all please tell me
anything, anything at all about Backwards and Last Human?

Thanks,
C

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smexxxxx writes :



> All I want to know is, which is the best Red Dwarf novel.

Hi ...
Ive been lurking on this group for a few months, and I have to say were all
very quit arent we...any way to the point, I have only read one of the books
(infinity welcomes or something) and Im afraid i didnt think very much of it
at all so i never bothered with any of the others, are they any better ?

Hrmmm,,, any way red dwarf,,,,,,yes a question for you (any or all of you
that is) which is your favorite series?
mine is series one, mostly because at the time it was a unheard of concept
to have comedy and sci-fi in the same show, up till that point sci-fi had
taken itself much too seriously, i believe to the detriment of sci-fi, now
you find other shows following where the dwarfers lead, third rock as an
example, even startrek now adds moments of deliberate comedy.

any way im rambling on a bit so ill leave it there... I hope to hear from
you soon..

Narok

All I want to know is, which is the best Red Dwarf novel.

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OH dear RED DWARF group were not a very chaty bunch are we? Don't be letting our
crew down surely you have something to say.
Well never mind coz i have enough to say for all of you!
Firstly rd rocks!!!!!!!!!!
Secondly once you get to know me you'll relise that i'm quite quite mad
"my name is doctor Hildergaard lanstrum and i am quite quite mad!"
much like that!!!!!!
Except i am friend of red dwarfs scutteer s and also have an over active
imagination!
Q: Why don't they sell the back dated red dwarf vids anymore? Coz i used to ask
for them every year and never get them and now i can't get them  anywhere!
So if anyone knows Wher i can get the Quaranteen vid ind englan please let me
know!
Well i'll be seeing ya and i hope to see more exciting e-mails on thids page
next time i call round o.k cheers
laughter love and leftovers
                            SEEYA
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