MST makes a great companion as you're removing
wallpaper and plastering! I listened to some episodes I've
put onto audio tape. Yes, I am REALLY addicted!
:)<br><br>The Violent Years (complete with the scrumptious,
bacon-filled short, Young Man's Fancy)<br>Space Mutiny (golf
ball-sized throat nodes and all)<br>and...<br>The Brute Man
("Creeper, Creeper, Creeper! You give me the creeps!")

Well, in the spirit of Joel/Mike and the bots, I
MST'd "The Flight of the Phoenix".<br><br>My favorite
quip of that exercise?<br><br>"Ricky Shroeder is
Joseph Gobbels in Lawerence of Arabia"<br><br>LOL :) You
had to have seen it, I guess.<br><br>Binks

Were you riffing on Hardy Kruger as the model plane engineer?  Nice quip! :)

YES!!!! I was!!!!! heehehehehe oh man, we think
too much alike :)<br><br>It was a scene in which
Dorffmann (we kept calling him Dorkman LOL) was working
really hard, then suddenly has this long stare at the
camera that wasn't really necessary....the look on his
face SCREAMED Silver Spoons....

Another fine riff:<br><br>THE SET UP:  Jimmy Stewart is going after Cobb and
Harris, and he's climbing up the sand dune after everyone's told him he's
nuts.<br><br>THE RIFF:  "Come along, Harvey".

I watched what I consider to be the most wretched
movie MiSTied: "Monster A Go-Go"! ("The Starfighters"
being a very close second)<br><br>Fave riff: A group of
officials walk up to the rather small prop of a crashed
space capsule:<br><br>TOM S: Douglas was pear-shaped,
very short, and stood for the entire trip.<br><br>It
also had a scene with a shot of a phone and someone
making a "ringing" sound off-camera with their mouth. It
was so bad that all Joel could say was,
"Unbelievable" while the bots laughed.

Most of you probably already know this but...<br><br>Rocket Number Nine is most
likely taken from the title of a piece by spacey jazz musician Sun
Ra.<br><br>BTW: Any Misties in the Boston area?

>I watched what I consider to be the most
>wretched movie MiSTied: "Monster A Go-Go"! <br>>("The
Starfighters" being a very close second)<br><br>And we watched
Starfighters this weekend! I was doing laundry and the
refueling sequences lasted for at least a load. My father
used to fly the KC-135 and I still found it
tedious.<br><br>keith (another MSTie in the Boston area)

What's everyone going to watch this weekend? I'm thinking of a season 7 ep, but
not sure which one.<br>Saving "Santa Claus" for Monday night.

With the holidays upon us, it's time once again
for our annual holiday tradition, "A Child's
Christmas in Space" by Tom Servo.<br>-----<br>Tom: It's
quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and
bible black. And as I look down on the big blue bean we
would call home I think it so near, yet... oh, I wish
on that star and I hope that in a little
snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family,
maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon
us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by
tonight because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and
hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against
the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to <br>see the rosy
face of Santa in the porthole, offering me a Coke and
a smile...(gradually becoming upset) ...of course,
his cheeks WOULD be rosy because there's a VACUUM out
there! I mean Santa's heart would explode! (becoming
<br>hysterical) But he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries
in his brain would pop like little firecrackers
(Joel tries to calm him down) due to the blood boiling
away in his face like pudding in a copper...OH THE
HUMANITY!!(Now both Joel and Crow are trying to calm him down)
And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a
roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out... AND
THE REINDEER--OH THE REINDEER!!!--keep floating like
holiday floats and in turn exploding in a hail of blood
and entrails! Prancer: BOOM! <br>Dancer:
BOOM!<br><br>Joel: HEY! <br>Crow: Tom! <br>Joel: Tom, take it easy!
Santa's gonna be okay, buddy. <br>Tom: You sure?
<br>Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay? <br>Tom:
Phew, what a relief!<br>-----<br>And it is with that
sense of relief that we want to offer you our best
wishes<br>for the Swayziest holiday season ever, if that's
okay, and hopes for an <br>amazing colossal new
year.<br><br> --The Maintainers of Satellite News

The Swayzest of Seasons to you!

I work at a bookstore and just looked up all the
videos that we avaialable and there is a quite a long
list. I wish I had it on me so I could reprint it here.
I discovered that two guys I work with are MSTies
too so were are each buying random episodes so we can
trade them. Its a swell deal if ya ask me. We'll have
to get togther and have a swaray.<br>When I get the
list back I'll print it up here for yous guys.

"God is dead? Good!"<br>"Creeper, creeper, creeper..."

Is that an offer? Which ones do you need?

The various cliche' horror movie sound effects in "The Incredible Melting
Man".<br>Truly a fave sequence.<br>Watch that aprt and NOT laugh, I dare you!

I fell down the steps last night and bruised my legs something fierce. There are
two huge lumps on my legs. Now I look like Torgo. Funny how life imitates art!
LOL<br><br>Binks

OH NO!!!<br><br>Hope you heal up quick...

I have over 150 episodes now, still need more to
complete my set. I have 9 eps from Ktma. And a website
listing them all. Please visit it at:
<br>www.geocities.com/mephistoh2001/mstk1.html<br><br>Thanks, hope to hear from
someone to trade with. e-mail
me.

I got one that might top it:<br><br>The distraction Ator used in "Cave
Dwellers:" THE HANGLIDER!

As the owner of only 2 Joel eps, and a person
who's only seen the SCI-FI eps with Mike in them, I'm
said to see MST3K go. I'll always remember Crow's line
when "Quest of The Delta Knights'" David Warrner was
aresting David Warner.<br><br>CROW: Drop you pee and come
out with your hands up.<br><br>...or Mike's line from
MST3K: The Movie when Kal bored the plane and saw one
seat...<br><br>MIKE: Ironicly, they overbooked the
flight.<br><br>...or the gang's line when they saw one of the poachers
in "Pod People."<br><br>CROW: This guy has
Renasaunce Fair written all over him.<br>ALL:
HAZAH!<br><br>Yes, I'm sad to see it go, and I wish it could stay,
but hey, maybe, just maybe, SCI-FI will get a brain
and realize its a good show. Yeah, and maybe pigs
will fly.

Any of you catch the chat with MIKE NELSON on
SCIFI.COM ? Speaking of them, I hope you all have been
enjoying the BILL CORBET/MIKE NELSON/ KEVIN MURPHY/ MARY
JO PEL masterpiece EDWARD THE LESS also on SCIFI.COM
. I can't wait for the next 13 episodes. Also if
you havent seen it KEVIN MURPHY gave a interview in
realtime. Check it out

MST3K was the only reason I watched the sci-fan
channel. Everything else on that channel is kinda
dumb.<br>The best sci-fi MST3K episode has to be in my opinion
"Space Mutiny"<br><br>So dancing's gotten even
whiter....

I have to agree - I can pretty much count on one
hand the number of Sci-Fi shows I've watched since
they cancelled MST3K.<br>As for "Space Mutiney" -
dang! I kept waiting on J. Ryan to bust some cool
Karate moves, buuuuttttt NNNOOOOOOOO!<br>He had that
stupid cane the whole part of the movie he was in it!

Who is J. Ryan?

James Ryan, who starred in the 70's Karate movies
"Kill or be Killed" (the single best Karate-do movie of
all time) and "Kill and Kill Again", which for some
reason never came to the attention of either Mike or
Joel...<br><br>Ryan lied about knowing Karate to Stan Schmidt - who
in 6 weeks made him so good he looked like someone
who did it for years...

my tape trade page is up...<br>Alas, my MST stuff
is not that good - seasons 4-11, and all of it
recorded SLP (WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME THESE
THINGS?).<br>But I'm looking for other stuff, and have everything
I own listed. Look through it and see if I have
anything you want to trade for!<br>(Note: Will not trade
Rhino)

everybody post something!

anyone got a review for shorts 3?

Hello there,<br><br>I just got this for Christmas
(Santa was good to me) and I really enjoy it. I do not,
however, have Shorts, just Shorts 2 so that it all I can
compare it to. I do enjoy Shorts 2 a little better than 3
but 3 is still very funny. As with 2, there are two
Joel shorts at the beginning and the rest are
Mike.<br><br>I'd definitely recommend it if you are a fan of their
shorts work.<br><br>Sorry - I know this isn't too
informative but that's my 2 cents :-).<br><br>Scott

He was mentioned about the book he's writing.  It's about movies (duh!), and
should be out soon.  It's a little article, but better than nothing.