I KNOW! I typed "chill" instead of shill! lol

Could'nt agree more with the sentiments expressed
in the last few posts. What was the point in showing
us GIANT close-ups of Batman's nipples and backside
during those "suiting up for action" sequences? Oh...I
get it.

Carlos,<br><br>The fact that Schumacher involved
rubber nipples in the movie implies that he wanted it to
suck.<br><br>That man should be beaten, shot, beaten, stabbed,
beaten, flayed, beaten and....beaten.<br><br>The purpose
of making a Batman movie was for Batman fans and
young adults to enjoy the movie not be a platform for
his own twisted homoerotic platform. I think Joel
Schumacher took Drew Carey's line about the moral clause of
the Batmobile to heart when he said, "Moral Clause?
He kept a boy in a cave!"<br><br>It was a bad movie.
Bad,bad,bad,bad,bad,bad,bad,bad. (Bad movie! Look what you did all over the
floor!)<br><br>Regards,<br>Vikar25

don't even get me started on "Batman and Robin" - as Mike would say, it SUCKS ON
TOAST.<br><br>binkster

Oh my gosh you guys are so right on the money!!
Schumacher completely f*cked up the Batman movies. Me, i
just ADORE Tim Burton and they should have stopped the
Batman movies when he stoppped directing them. The first
Batman movie and Batman Returns are the best! Batman
Forever stinks and as for Batman and Robin....UUGGGHHH!!
It is embarrasing to admit i payed $7.50 to see that
movie (not including popcorn and drink)<br><br>Alucard

If you'd like to see my full rant, come to my club at:<br><a
href=http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/darkknight2000
target=new>http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/darkknight2000</a> <br><br>The man
should be shot.<br><br>Regards,<br>Vikar25

Perhaps if they found another dark genius to do
the Batman movies, it would have been okay. But Joel
Schumacher, who craps up everything he touches? Puh-lease.
And I totally agree with Vikar (in his rant at the
other club), we can't blame Val Kilmer or George
Clooney. Personally I think Clooney would have been a good
Bruce Wayne/Batman if given a decent script and a
better director.

I've got more sad news for y'all! Joel Schumacher
is slated to direct the big screen adaptation of
Kerouac's ON THE ROAD. Could you imagine a worse
"visionary" to helm a project like that?? Extreme close-ups
of Dean Moriarty's nipples are on their way, kadies
and gents!

He is evil and must be destroyed.<br><br>Regards,<br>Vikar25

Schumacher directs a new version of the Great Gatsby, with Pauly Shore as
Daisy.<br><br>Binkster

Schumacher says, "It will be FAAAAAAABULOUSSS!!!"<br><br>He sees Daisy all in a
leather/rubber dress, very sexy.... even if it is Pauly
Shore.<br><br>Regards,<br>Vikar25

I suppose then, that Nick and Gatsby will get it on..........since it WILL be a
homo-erotic version.<br><br>Binkster

If y'all think MST3K is a scream than check out
my radio show Sunday night at 11:00. I'ts basically
like an old late night TV horror host thingy but with
copious lashings of misery and retarded sexuality. It's
on 89.1 WFDU if ya live in northern NJ but you can
listen live on the web if you go to <a href=http://www.wfdu.fm
target=new>http://www.wfdu.fm</a>
and click on "Ghosty's Show"

I'd like to start a campaign, and perhaps you can
help. I'd like Sci-Fi channel to get in contact with
both BestBrains Inc., and Comedy Central, so that they
can air the first 7 seasons of Mystery Science
Theater 3000. Many of the fans, including myself, would
love to see the old shows again, including seeing Dr.
Forrester's original lab partner Dr. Earhardt. Who wants to
help me out? Thank you for your time.

count me in <br>ill help you out in any way i
can<br>actually i like dr forrester and frank and joel and for
the love of god trace doing crows voice<br>personally
i think this is a great idea.<br>this is definatly
something worthwhile<br>im
in<br>:-D<br><br>adieu<br><br>will

Oh definitely count me in. I would absolutely
love to see the old Joel episodes again. That was how
I got hooked to the show in the first place. Also,
I prefer Trace doing Crow's voice. It's a lot
funnier.<br><br>Laura

I am so in!!!! But......how? Do we contact
Sci-Fi? Best Brains? The Satellite of Love? I think we
should pass the word and just deluge Sci-Fi with
requests! If that doesn't work, we hold all the Earth-2
episodes hostage! Or that guy who talks to the dead!!!
Yeah!! They milk him for 10-12 hours a week!!!

I want to see Dr. Earhardt like I want a large
dog latched on to my crotch. No offense, but I just
recently watched the first season and I though Larry was
awful, and by awful I mean I wanted to pick up the tv
and throw it out the window. Truthfully though, if
Sci-Fi channel isn't even willing to show some of their
own episodes, I think the chances of them getting the
rights to Comedy Central's epsiodes are about as good as
the chances of Eugene Debbs actually winning an
election.

I hate to say it, but I think the main reason
Comedy Central episodes are'nt re-run anymore has
something to do with acquiring the rights to the movies.
Comedy Central or the Sci-Fi channel would have to get
an avalanche of petitions to spend the money
nescessary to lease those movies. The rights to certain
recent Sci-Fi flicks have already expired which explains
why they're constantly re-runing the same dozen
shows. That said, it would'nt hurt to try.

I loved Frank!

This is great!  Now to tell www.mst3kinfo.com that there is buzz going on about
this endeavor, and we can begin, hopefully.  Thanks, folks.<br><br><br>Hi-keeba!
lol

I just wanted to say that apparently, Mike hates Mr. Schumacher as much as we
do!<br><br>Re: Mega Moviecheese, anything about St. Elmo's Fire.<br><br>binky

I'm on board. It's a LOOOOONG shot, but wat hail.

Here's a bit of Schumacher trivia for ya: Before
he was permitted to urinate on film audiences, he
was a costume designer on many early Woody Allen
movies. I guess you could say he came out of the
closet......sorry.That was a cheap shot.

Carlos,<br><br>I'm not 100% certain, but the
costume design for SLEEPER would have his mark all over
it.<br><br>And so what if that was a cheap shot... It is more in
keeping with MST3K. That's what the riff are all
about.<br><br>Regards,<br>Vikar25

yes he did do sleeper! The only film of his that I thought was halfway decent
was his latest tigerland it's acually not too bad (or maybe I was just on
drugs)!!!!!

I can picture the scene of Mr. Freeze's first
apearence when his hocky team came out...<br><br>TOM (Mr.
Freeze): Beware the wrath of my own hockey team! Ha, ha,
ha...<br><br>...or when Batman and Robin had Ice Skates poping out
of thier boots.<br><br>CROW (Batman): Go, go Gadget
skates!<br>MIKE: Wow, a new villian and he's already prepared with
ice skates.<br>TOM: Maybe he's psycic.

Haven't you figured it out yet? No matter how
out-there a villain is, Batman will have a weapon already
prepared. If your power is, say, you can blow bubbles out
of the top of your head (little Muppets reference
there); the Bat guy will have his anti-bubble gun already
for you. <br><br>So give up now evildoer! You don't
stand a chance! (Unless, unlike any of Batman's
villains, you're halfway competent. I'll put even money
down then.)

Anyone else remember the first MST3K "summer
blockbuster" special when Mike was visibly shaken after
watching "behind the scenes" footage of Schumacher
directing Alicia Silverstone in BATMAN AND ROBIN. JS was
instructing Alicia on how to appear menacing!?! I've seen
crossing guards more threatening than Joel Schumacher!

Carlos,<br><br>I do.  It was scary.<br><br>I have the soundbyte somewhere as
well.<br><br>Regards,<br>Vikar25