http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009-06-05-sd-rancher-w_n_212081.html


Somehow this story looks vaguely familiar, does it not? Poor, religious, single,
young American guy who lives on a ranch, finds himself a multi-millionaire.
Worth over 80 million dollars.

We, here, will give young Mister Wanless the benefits of our invaluable
experience. Because we've seen it all before, haven't we? The best advice we can
give you, Neal, as you attempt to make your way through life with your new-found
fortune, would be this -- if you should happen to meet a tall, brunette Czech
girl, no matter how attractive you may find her to be, just RUN.

No matter how much she may tell you about how she loves the beauty of the land
on your ranch and how there's a future between you and her, just RUN.

Run as fast and as far as you can, dude. Trust us.

However, should you happen to come across a beautiful, sweet, young German girl,
DON'T let her get away.