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Dear Linda,

Just viewed you resume tape. With your experience and expertise in the field of investment portfolios, you may be just the person to assist me.

My uncle, who has made a great deal of money in the oil business in Texas, set up a trust fund for me years ago under the condition that it would not pass on to my control until my 25th birthday. Having recently turned 25, ownership of the trust was assumed by myself. The amount generated in it is quite substantial -- EIGHTY MILLION DOLLARS. Among the other assets coming under the umbrella of this trust is a villa in Tuscany, Italy, complete with a major domo and staff.

Up to now, my lifestyle is what some would call simple. My earnings in the last year totalled no more than $11,000. In fact, most evenings would find me sleeping in the back of my pick-up truck. So, as you might expect, this new lifestyle and the responsibilities it entails is certainly daunting.

Thirteen other potential portfolio managers approached me. But you stood out among all the others, right from the beginning. So my choice is you.

Will you accept my proposal and handle my investments? If you're amenable, could me meet at the What-A-Burger near Golden Gate Park to discuss further details?

Thanks. You're an angel.

Very truly yours,
Joe Millionaire II