HEHEHEHEHE, um yeah so let's see, who is reading
this right now? I know it's being scanned by secret
service FOX guys. so wanna know a secret? i know all
about the show man. and i'm bored, when is this dang
thing gonna air, i'm sitting here at home, well, not my
home, i'm at a friends house because i don't have E net
connection right now because i'm a lAm-o. anyway, i totally
want to see this thing, it's been forever since we
filmed and i'm ready to go. i totally finished putting
my book together and i'm going to the publisher
tomorrow in eagle river so i can get it published, my
short stories, there not about the show but yeah so
like when david letterman has me on i can say yo dave,
check it out i can stand on my head and drink milk
while i read my new book and none of the milk comes out
of my nose! isn't that amazing? i'm sure dave and
everyone else would be so impressed they would run right
out to get my new book so that they also could read
upside down while drinking milk and not have it come out
of their nose.