President of the United Studs wrote:

I Prayed all through the night for a

terribly Xciting Sunday and I got it.

Be carefull what you pray for.....for....uh-oh.


On the way to Church in the van

with my friend Mark and his two children

we came upon a man lying IN the road

writhing and spastic in pain.


He had just moments before

been run over

and left alone by his assailant.



I say assailant, as he was almost murdered.


He was hit, then the driver backed up

and ran over him again.


Yep..............Xciting.



I know it sounds horrible for me to say this but

please understand...



This happens to me all the time...

so it takes a lot to get my blood going.


I mean, the Indianappolis 500

and The Olympics seem mundane.


But at the scene....

Like always...

Everyone else just STOOD there,
mouths hung open, eyes bugged.

I guess that is pretty good .......when
usally it is the first time for most
people who happen to be around at times like this..


I have seen Cops show up finally and
practically do backflips in agony.

but it's like an old rerun on tv for me.

They say that things get easier
and easier to deal with as time goes by
and each time it becomes less and less of a mess.

But it isn't true.

What becomes easier is this...

It becomes easier to respond to the situation.

I just don't stand there bug-eyed with my chin
dropped to the ground.

First, I got into his face and let
him annnDUHH everyone ELSE around within hearing distance....KNOW that
(just happened..didn't plan to go operatic)..

I told him that

"You are SO gifted and BLESSED..
to be alive.
I have seen people in MUCH WORST
situations...in parts..pieces.
GOD DOES LOVE YOU !!!"

Then I ran like a mad man and
just began banging on doors like
the houses were on fire or
we were being invaded from Mars..

(That was last week though)..

and finally someone responded..


asking WHO I was.

They were not about to open the door for sure..

I had been banging hard repeatedly
as it was very early and some people sleep late.

Also, I rang the doorbell over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over...

(WE GET IT..asshole...)

AnnnDUHH..then..oh, yeah..

And then..I....uh...ran back to the scene.

Another Xciting part of the event,

one of the other first persons on the scene

was an elderly minister from an entirely different church

who I had avoided conferencing with for weeks

as I felt I had to wait for the Xact right moment to

get into his face.

I wanted to solo/duet/sing in his Church.

Everyone else I spoke with said I had to talk to him..

And I didn't WANT to,
as I didn't plan to
sing WITH HIM anyway.

And it was the first time I had ever been told

I had to talk with someone first.

Usually they just say.."OK, let's hear it, Rick"....

annnDUHH I am on...la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


Or sometimes I just start singing
and there is not much anyone can or would do about it.

So, at this crisis, since he seemed
pretty shook up anyway,
I thought the time was right
to get into his face and tell him
what I thought about his Church and
the several people who kept
passing me through some
chain-of-command just to get
to sing one song in church.

Well...I waited till AFTER the ambulance came...
so give me credit for THAT.

Just in case HE might need assistance as well.


I have (HEARD THAT) I have sent
people to the Emergency Room before
with just the words I chose to speak and
how I SAID them.

(Oh well.)

Well....our friend lives.

He has a broken leg, messed up ankle
and no telling what else really,
as it is too soon to tell...

it's just after noon here now,

and this was just a few hours ago.

In the eventual Church Service,
we sang

"How I need thee, How I need thee."

I think I sang it louder than ever before.

I wanted to use the Church phone there
to call my only friend in town
as soon as I got there
to unload some on her...(You Kow)..
..but their only phone was locked-up
in the Pastor's Office.

I told them about the accident and
I needed to call a friend ..and they said "SORRY".

Looks like I will be looking for another Church.

Usually when anyone says.."SORRY"..

I respond with..

"Don't BE..
I WILL TELL you
WHEN ....you are Sorry."

But..couldn't very well do that in Church.

I will wait till I meet THEM...
somewhere down the road
when their jaw is hanging down to the sidewalk
and their eyes are bugged
and it is just ME to pull all the strings together
for whatever reason it may be
at that time.....
then let them really (really) have it...
after the ambulance shows up of course..

just in case..THEY need attantion.

Oh, well.

So goes the day...SO FAR.

I have stood and watched over a hundred people die
in almost as many ways it seems....but couldn't be.

(I quit counting at 100)

You would think I would get used to it.

You get used to how you immediately deal with it..

You never get used to it.

I sure could use a good Cybill SHEPHERD Joke riot now.

Be nice if she would just appear out of air.

Any good joke.

Anyone got one?


Maybe I can make one up.

I know...

I will write that story titled..

"Cybilll SHEPHERD & Friends and the
Camel with the Two Assholes."

(maybe)
(maybe not not..WHO's there?)

Rick REED
RxR

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How nice of you to invite me into your little group. I feeel so much better for
it if you know what I mean, you know what I mean?
My only advice...If at first you do not succeed, then so much for skydiving,
huh?
RxR
Think of me each time you cross a railroad track for we RR just beginning ha ha
he he ho ho..are they coming to take me AWAAAAYYYYY..(hope so.)


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