President UN-Hopeful Scarey KERRY
pledged to Xpand educational opportunities
annnnDUUUUHHHH see one million more students
graduate college DURING his FIRST FIVE years in office.

WOW !

FIRST FIVE YEARS IN OFFICE?????

WHAT office ???

THATS's a LOT to accomplish...
annnDUHHHH will be from the manager's
office at the National Coalition of the
Movement of Don't Let This Happen To You
annnnnnDUHHHH Friends.

AnnnnnDUHHHH...
I MAY BE CALLED A VISIONARY MYSELF,
BUT I CAN'T SEE THAT FAR...Him President???

He must have drank
WAY TOO MUCH
cough syrup...or
JUSSSSSST NOT ENOUGH !!

As far as PLEDGES go,
annnnDUHHH what they stand for
annnnDUHHHH amount to,
I, Rick REED, do hereby pledge
that within the next FIVE YEARS,
I will impregnate Cybill SHEPHERD
sixteen times annnnDUHHH
we will have AS many sets of Quintuplets.
No Big Deal for her..she is sooo
...."open"....uh....minded.
(Thats riot, Ricky Baby, YOU keep it clean.)

(I understand that we men
will understand childbirth
once we pull a turkey through our nose.)

To continue with Whats-His-Name....uh...Scarey KERRY....

He has this "So-Called-Plan"
that emphasises support ON Minoirty Enrollment
in colleges....
through scholarships,
Mentoring Programs,
annnnnDUHHHHH "other" incentives.

MINORITY Enrollment?

First you have to get them
to get legal ID's,
then you have to get them enrolled,
then follow them around all day
to make sure they attend classes,
anDUHHH stay with them
the rest of the day annnDUHHH night
to make sure they do all their homework
like all good boys annnDUHHHH girls
or else they will be flunkies
annnnDUHHH r-i-o-t back
where they started MEATHEAD!!!

SCHOLARSHIPS?
Don't make promises you can't keep..
annddDUHHH don't START something you can't FINISH !
Promises ! Promises !
(sounds like a Dionne WARWICK song on slow speed.)

MENTOR PROGRAMS?
Is Scarey KERRY going to be at the Top of The MENTOR LIST,
followed by Timothy MVeigh,
Charles Manson,
Geofreey Dalhmer,
annnnDUHHH.... all those OTHER Mass Murderes.

(Sacrey is not afraid of abortion, so he doesn't mind it being OK)


INCENTIVES?
Most college students,
even those ready to graduate this next term
could use a good dose of INCENTIVES,
as most of them will just end up
with an elevated consciousness (maybe)
annnnDUHHH a piece of paper for all their trouble.

AnnnnDUHHH a good Mentor would help a lot too.

What has Kery done for all THOSE guys already
ALREADY in school annnDUHHH going noweheres?
.
Forget tomorrow's kids.

Yesterday is a cancelled check,
annnDUHHH tomorrow never comes,
it is all about today...right now.


What about the kids in school riot now
who could use some elevated incentives and Mentors?

MENTORS who don't make promises.

Actions do speak louder than words
annnDUHHH Scraey is all Mouth.

Scarey told the Rainbow/Push Coalition
that less than a third of ALL AMERICANS ....
annnnDUHHHHHH...(repeat)...annnnDUHHHH
less than a fifth of Black Americans had a degree.

Here we go go again.

Seperateing everybody by their color now.

Ooops !

Didn't mean to dooooooo that, orrrr...did you?

What about ALL Americans,
not just the minorities,
the Blacks, (as YOU refer to them...
how about plain ol' AMERICANS.

(Some of us call ourselves CITIZENS.)

You seperate them
to address them specifically
to get their attention
annnnDUHHH hope
they will fall for and buy INTO
your phoney fantasy promises.

Oooops!

God says that we
are not seperated by color or sex....
that we are ALL ONE...in Spirit.

Scarey also
Scarey does it daily.

























Each and every time a butterfly flutters it's wings in one part of the universe,
a huRRicane occuRRs in another or Cybill SHEPHERD gets laid (again) and my
Mother FARTS !

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The Rick REED Team
RxR








How nice of you to invite me into your little group. I feeel so much better for
it if you know what I mean, you know what I mean?
My only advice...If at first you do not succeed, then so much for skydiving,
huh?
RxR
Think of me each time you cross a railroad track for we RR just beginning ha ha
he he ho ho..are they coming to take me AWAAAAYYYYY..(hope so.)


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