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Hi, my name is Victoria, and I’m a member of the most unique Gillian Anderson Yahoo! Group ever created -- given by the link:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/
-- and which happens to be THE ABSOLUTELY LARGEST GILLIAN ANDERSON YAHOO! GROUP THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, period! Our Homepage Photo, our Group’s exclusive original creation, is the indisputably sexiest pic of Gillian anywhere on the Internet.
The main reason we are bigger than all other Gillian groups COMBINED is due to our Thousands and Thousands Of Loyal Members: Back in August, just before the Yahoo! dot com people permanently deleted all pic attachments that were archived in the MESSAGES sections of the hundreds of Gillian / Scully / X-Files Yahoo! groups, our Group Founder, “Gillianlaphile,” broadcasted over 1,000 messages alerting everyone to the impending doom. (Similar in scope to what I’m doing now.)
A lot of fans didn’t believe him. Well, it actually happened, just like he said it would. Now all those messages that used to carry sexy Gillian pic attachments are all empty, mere ghostly images of their former selves.
But, luckily, a select group of people DID believe him, and by acting proactively, major disaster was averted. I’m proud to say that many of this group’s members and our own Group’s members, as well, acted quickly and uploaded the sexiest pic attachments of Gillian they could find in this and other groups into the PHOTOS section of our premier Gillian Group -- thereby rescuing them from elimination and saving them forever in our Group.
Our Group Founder wants to thank your group’s members for all of the sexy Gillian pics you e-mailed to and uploaded into our Gillian Group. They are ready for viewing right now!
Now, let’s talk about that “BIGGEST SECRET” thing. If you click on our link:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/
and then JOIN, you’ll find at the very top of the FILES section an EROTIC, FAN-FICTIONAL NOVELETTE, which has been critically acclaimed as “the best adult literature ever written starring Gillian Anderson.” Fantastically, other “X-Files” stars are also prominently featured as characters in the 49-page story. (If compressed down into a simple text file, it’s really only 35 pages.) Also, Carmen Electra and Cindy Margolis sensuously help to round out the cast.
According to our Group’s Database, the Novelette has been downloaded over 25,700 times during the short nine weeks since its release. (Gillianlaphile, our Group Founder, wrote it exclusively for Gillian Anderson’s 35th birthday, back on August 09th, and sent it out to our thousands of members the day before in a Group-wide e-mail. And it’s been bouncing around the Internet like ping pong balls in a lottery machine ever since. In fact, interest is still continuing to grow.) But to access it, you must be at least 18 years of age. It is TABOO for anyone younger than college-age to read it.
In this Gillian Novelette, the author reveals the BIGGEST SECRET that “The X-Files” people kept hidden from their fans for all these years. (And, no, it doesn’t have anything to do with such paranoia-inducing concepts as “alien bounty hunters,” or chain-smoking G-men who control all facets of our federal government, or supremely advanced ETs who preposterously need the help of us relatively primitive humans before they’re able to “colonize” our planet. Puh-leze !!)
“The X-Files” BIGGEST SECRET, the one they didn’t want you ever finding out about, is that Chris Carter (who will turn 46 this coming Monday, October 13th) is the real biological father (not just Godfather) of Gillian Anderson’s daughter, Piper Maru, who just finished celebrating her 9th birthday, back on September 25th. The author of the Gillian Novelette carefully explains how Piper’s conception came about, having taken place during the middle of the very first season of “The X-Files,” and why this led Chris Carter to
constantly keeping Gillian “Dana Scully” Anderson completely covered for nine whole seasons under so many layers of clothing -- such as baggy business suits under tent-sized trenchcoats -- in scenes where it was clearly obvious to the viewer that it was very warm and sunny outside.
The jealousy factor in Chris Carter’s tortured ego wanted his male viewers to continue misperceiving Gillian as a cold, detached, unapproachable artifice rather than the true, amorous, sexually-volcanic femme fatale she actually is in real life.
And from Gillian’s own perspective, this biological bond that she shared with Chris Carter -- over and above the professional one -- is what caused her to decide to remain loyal to him and “The X-Files” during its final two seasons, even though David Duchovny was continually coaxing her to leave with him.
Joining our Gillian Group at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/
and then perusing our MESSAGES section, you will also discover that the author of the Gillian Novelette is the only person, out of millions of “X-Files” fans, who knew that David Duchovny accidentally urinated on himself at the beginning of the scene where he sees the tattooed geek, “The Conundrum,” biting into a raw fish in the popular ‘Humbug” episode.
He was also the only person to know that, in the same episode, Gillian DID put the live orthoptera insect in her sexy pouty mouth, but immediately and reflexively spat it back out, off-camera, with one of the junior crew members quickly scooping it up off the ground while still alive and mysteriously skulking away with it, never to be heard from again! As Gillianlaphile explained in one of his eagerly received Group-wide messages: “Thus, one mystery evolves into another one, par for the course in the surreal realm of ‘The X-Files.’” (This quote comes from Message #106.)
Touching once again upon the Chris Carter Paternity Issue, our Group Founder has been quoted as saying the following.
“Kindly allow me a few minutes, if you will, to predict, practically verbatim, what Gillian Anderson will say if she ever decides to come clean on some talk show or magazine article and finally discuss the truth about Chris Carter -- not her ex-husband, Errol Clyde Klotz -- being the actual biological father of her daughter, Piper Maru.”
“With a serious look on her face and a measured cadence to her speech, her rehearsed words will be: ‘Chris and I were deeply in love during the early part of our working together. And, even though he was married at the time, we made love once and only once. Our beautiful and precious daughter, Piper, was the wonderful result of that love. The reason neither of us ever told the media before had nothing to do with trying to keep a secret or living a lie. The real reason is that we felt it was nobody’s business.’”
“I, Gillianlaphile, respectfully counter with, if it’s ‘nobody’s business,’ then why go on record many times with that same media by saying that Chris Carter was merely Piper’s Godfather? Gillian was so close to telling the truth during each of those dozens of times she mentioned the word ‘Godfather.’ Why start to reveal the truth only to purposely leave it hidden behind a deception? To me, it seems like Gillian was expertly coached by Chris Carter, himself -- a man who is a proven manipulator at taking a pristine kernel of truth, cloaking it under many layers of cancerous lies, and then getting the gullible masses to gulp it down and believe it religiously.”
“I propose that it’s NOT ‘nobody’s business.’ Instead, it’s Everybody’s Business! When you’re an actress making more money (not to mention continuous future royalties) from a single week’s episode than the average fan makes in 3 years of busting their hump at their job, then it becomes Everybody’s Business. After all, each of us pays for that actress’ lifestyle-fit-for-a-Queen each and every time we turn on the TV set and give up our time to watch her show, which of course includes enduring all those dreadful, insipid commercials interspersed throughout!”
“These words may seem harsh. But they’re really not. They’re borne out of the love that I feel for Gillian. And I DO love her, more than Chris Carter and David Duchovny ever did and more than Julian Ozanne could ever summon. I want Gillian to experience that by divulging the truth to her fan base and her feminist/lesbian constituency, they’ll more than likely be of one collective mindset: So, Chris has been Piper’s daddy all along. Okay. Deception forgiven. Let’s get on with
our lives.”
“And, Gillian, when you finally DO decide to tell the truth about Piper & Chris, might as well go all the way: Like your having sex with Chris not just ‘once’ but many times off-and-on since the summer of 1993, with the most recent instance being last year; like your having sex with David over a dozen times while he was still married to Téa Leone; like the ‘butch’ phase of your life (from the summer of 1999 till the winter of 2000/01) which included your lesbian threesome experimentations with Ellen DeGeneres and her ‘life partner.’ Do a major purging and cleansing. Just come clean with all of it.”
“After all, Gillian, we never expected you to go without sex those nine years you were on ‘The X-Files,’ while not dating anyone seriously and with no successful relationships to show for all that time. The fictional Dana Scully could go without sex for seven years before succumbing to ‘The Itch’ via the man-child Mulder, but that doesn’t mean that you, Gillian, were expected to be able to do the same.”
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But we remain diminished without you. So please, come JOIN us. You’ll be glad you did. Promise.
See ya there, on board the unsinkable R.M.S. Gillianlaphile!
Victoria Courtesan,
Member
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/
[Must be over 18 to join.]
P.S. Gillian Leigh Anderson: “The Truth Is” no longer “Out There.” It is Within You, and always has been. After all these years, it’s time to let it out. It’s time to free yourself.
Oh, and lest I neglect to mention, Bobby Diaz, our Group Founder ( a/k/a Gillianlaphile ) has relayed to me that he earnestly wishes he had been blessed with the economic means to travel in the same circles as Julian Ozanne. If you had gotten together with Bobby, instead of with Julian, you would’ve never had the need to back out of your wedding last month in September and suffer all that embarrassment and gossip about your supposed continued inability to form a successful relationship. It would have been never-ending bliss for the two of you.
God, how he’d love to cuddle and watch “Titanic” with you for just one evening.
For, you see, Bobby Diaz has cherished you for over a decade.
He still loves you.
And he will ALWAYS unconditionally be in love with you, Gillian.
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