once upon a time, number 6 woke up and decided to look out of the window. He was mightily p*ssed off at not having been kidnapped again by the village. Wasn't...
He slipped his feet into his bunny rabbit slippers and wandered moresely over the the window.... <br><br>...pausing only to check his hair in the mirror and...
This was shaping up to be the worst day since the last one which was last tuesday, it started off like any other normal day, until the postman came with a...
... so i tossed it in the bin and went for a drive.There i was driving along minding my own buisiness when all of a sudden Rover appeared in the middle of the...
I realised that, not only had I got into a first person narrative, I was still wearing my bunny slippers. Still, that was the least of my worries because......
as rover pounced out, the bunny rabbit slippers took a tremendous fright.<br><br>EEERRRKKKKK!!!!<br><br>They cried.<br><br>6's heart smote him with pity, as he...
....Their flapping ears and slavering jaws filled with sharp nippy teeth looked rather fearsome, but then again, eating cheese before bedtime always does this...
... the pigeon had a message on it. I took the peice of paper unfolded it, and read the message.<br>"The village is closed due to repairs. Will pick you up at...
Hi every one. Growing up in the sixties with all<br>the trama and turmoil on tv, One show has stuck in my mind after all these years, The Prisoner.<br>I never ...
Six hadn't met this Number Two before. He looked rather excessively shadowy, even as Number Twos go, as he pulled a pack of Morleys in his pocket and lit one...
Six hadn't met this Number Two before. He looked rather excessively shadowy, even as Number Twos go, as he pulled a pack of Morleys in his pocket and lit one...
"Well I am Cancerman..." retorted Rover as he buggered off into the woods...<br><br>"Mind the twigs Rover" Number Six's bunny slippers warned rather ...
Number Two finished his cigarette and stubbed it out with a sigh. "Lets get this over with..." he said raising his favourite umbrella gun - the one he'd used...
"Then what would we pay Cyril for?" Number 2 responded as Cyril sprayed 6 with the sleeping gas. <br><br>Six didn't so much as sneeze as the gas dissipated ...
"I don't know why we even bother" sighed Number Two as Cyril tried to explain that most of the 'revisitors' had been building a tolerance for the stock ...
No.2 replied "Go ahead and broadcast the speedlearn test any way."<br>"But sir" came a response, but No.2 interrupted "DO what I say."<br><br>No.6 sat down and...
Number Two dimmed the lights in the control room as he lit another Morley's. Cigarettes smoke best in the dark he mused as he picked up the outside line ...
Somewhere in the bowels of the Village the most state-of-the-art devices for excruciating torture were being prepared for thier newest guest... <br><br>"Aha!"...
Can i help you torture him, 2 looked at 6 and said "yes you can help us by playing mind games with him" "should be fun " replied 6 and off he went to...
A pack of village 'Druids' in full Korosho garb and masks gathered around the landing field as an unliveried black-painted Iroquois 'Huey' helicopter crossed ...
....Number Two plucked another Morley`s from it`s pack. He lit it, and took a long, slow draw.<br><br>"EEEUURRGGGHHHH!" spluttered No.2. "I hate these fags,...
As the newest village 'guest' roused from his stupor he heard or imagined he heard the following...<br><br>"EEEUURRGGGHHHH!" spluttered No.2. "I hate these...
MONSTER!!!!!<br><br>bellowed one of the druids<br><br>YOU ARE HERE TO ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. AND FLUFFY BUNNY RABBITS<br><br>The recruit ...
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